Your friendly neighborhood plate breaker, mom, artist, home cook and Salt Box Lady.
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My son is going to senior week so I believe I am owed crabs. Those are my rules.
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I was only on season 3 of summer house when I learned there was some huge scandal. I managed to binge it all and avoid all spoilers for 2 months. That was a fun game.
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Same.
When octopuses feel stressed, they often try to avoid attention and remain out of sight
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Curious why these planters only exist on this block of York Road. I’m resisting the urge to decorate.
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May 30
My son’s diploma came with a mini laminated version for his wallet. So Baltimore to be like “where did you go to school” and you whip out a mini diploma.
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May 28
Pretty great that Oprah and I had the same assignment this week!
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May 26
I have to go to night Mass two times this week for graduation. Whatever happened to a nice morning graduation followed by brunch? 😭
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May 26
@JSS98Rock I’m the dumbest. I once dug my finger into an immersion blender to clean out some avocado and turned it on. With my finger in it. Had to get 16 stitches.
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May 26
Left the hospital and went right to a crab feast to pick crabs one handed. 🏆
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May 25
Grew up in a row house so I thought houses that aren’t touching were mansions. Dis my wee mansion.
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May 23
If you’re in need of a cookie jar, Ryan’s Relics has you covered.
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May 21
My dude got MVP award! Smallest guy on the only team to win a championship this year. Huge win for the short kings. 💪
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May 20
My kid’s location is almost always on a golf course. I just wish maps could tell me which hole he’s on. @JSS98Rock
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May 17
Completely overwhelming day but my boy and his team are MIAA champions! First time Curley has ever won for golf.
Folks pick on his size but he always claps back. So proud.
Also: Caves Valley is as amazing as they say, but I need to sleep for a week.
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May 17
The best part is all of these strangers telling me how he’s such a good, respectful, polite man.
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