oncology nurse. rave girly. new england patriots fan. bobs burgers fanatic. cat mom🐈🐈⬛
Joined May 2013
- Tweets 61,248
- Following 730
- Followers 4,481
- Likes 61,894
5,946 Photos and videos
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 12
there is lowkey no one to fall in love with anymore everyone sucks now
246
6,014
38,025
721,366
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 11
racism is a sign of low intelligence
2,432
32,456
234,375
3,286,123
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 11
told my cat I loved her and she slow blinked at me #winning
8
222
3,307
37,583
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 11
Be exactly like ruby
395
28,161
405,312
4,085,155
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 7
I’ll be ike "yeah this is my emotional support animal" n it's just a cat who actively works to make my life more difficult
17
781
6,869
114,737
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 1
i feel soooo bad for people who have the cilantro tastes like soap gene
175
2,017
13,221
453,893
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 31
The sweetest sound in the world is that little trill cats do when they're asleep and you touch them gently.
28
1,664
24,501
195,146
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Jun 2
Coworkers: Omg you're so quiet. How come?
Me: It's 7am
23
1,513
7,601
104,410
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 31
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same
399
24,658
210,795
2,512,139
it’s so sweet when my older cancer patients are always so excited to see me and say things like “i was hoping i’d see you today”
43
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 28
This shit is funny because nobody sane or who wasn’t pandering ever said George Floyd was a hero.. we just said he shouldn’t have been murdered by a cop who kneeled on his neck for 9 minutes.
May 28
If you think George Floyd is or was a hero you're retarded.
1,648
8,728
96,335
2,294,999
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 28
Paulina Mangubat is the hero who called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.
1,564
3,349
36,169
333,455
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 28
Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣
219
3,121
45,762
607,943
and this is why my cats are named kronk and yzma
the emperor’s new groove doesn’t get enough credit for being one of the funniest animated films of all time
73
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
Them: “How was the festival!?”
Me needing 2-6 business days of recovery:
2
97
801
17,974
technically it’s the same thing
May 26
girl asked me if we do a military discount and tell me why when i asked to see her ID she pulled out an IDF card
49
samosa mami🇮🇳 retweeted
May 26
This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food
355
20,942
148,258
1,936,121
luigi mangione
no pun intended
64