Chaos-bringer of Humiliation and Mockery. Can't tweet from this account right now.
Joined July 2008
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10 May 2022
I am here to wish a good night to Mike Faist
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I've never been a gatekeeper or clique kind of person, but I am suddenly seeing the appeal lol
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Just realized this merch can hit extra hard now.
#deltarune
ALT Ralsei t shirt design in which he's covered in flowers.
ALT Ralsei sticker design in which his hat is covered in flowers.
New adventures are blooming in DELTARUNE Chapter 5, coming to Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch on June 24 as a free update! #NintendoDirect @UnderTale
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Caitlin The Chronicler retweeted
Jun 10
pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest
Jun 9
podemos normalizar tener pelo de gato por toda la ropa, gracias
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Taylor... the insert... have them sign the insert! It's more protected than the sleeve! It can easily rub off the sleeve! Taylor!
Jun 10
Taylor Swift brought a Toy Story VHS to the Toy Story 5 red carpet to get it autographed by the cast 🥹
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Real talk: It is fun that she did this! This is not a hate post. This is just me being silly.
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Have fun deciphering
ALT Note is titled "W L." Its contents reads as follows: "V G W S L C Ch W S L K Cha W Chr L"
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My reactions reading this:
Conan O’Brien has partnered with cybersecurity AI firm Adaptive Security for a 15-part training series on spotting cyber threats emerging in the AI age.
The series will cover risks including deepfakes, voice cloning, impersonation, phishing and physical safety.
variety.com/2026/biz/news/co…
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Omg omg I gotta mentally prepare for this because I'm not ready right now
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Caitlin The Chronicler retweeted
Jun 8
Mercury is for girls that are evil
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I need Mike Faist back on broadway so that he can win the Tony he so deserves
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Caitlin The Chronicler retweeted
Big fan of all the buttons and switches in the original JURASSIC PARK. They all look satisfying to use.
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I am pretty sure that's @RickNerdvarro, and it's pretty wild to see him randomly show up on my timeline 🤣
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Meanwhile, Amazon kept extending Project Hail Mary's theatrical release because it was doing so well.
(It's bad when Amazon is making better choices than you tbh)
Jun 5
Netflix film chief Dan Lin tells @nytimes that if any director asks Netflix to give their film a theatrical release, they will be shown the door.
“There is a group of filmmakers who still want theatrical. Those are filmmakers that we’ve accepted we just won’t work with.”
tinyurl.com/y6nuftck
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Caitlin The Chronicler retweeted
Jun 5
Compelling essay by sci-fi writer Ted Chiang on why LLMs are nowhere near consciousness, but why it serves the interests of LLM companies to constantly suggest that they might be.
I've pulled one quote below, but the whole article is worth reading.
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TIL the #ProjectHailMary tag has a little Rocky next to it?? ❤️❤️
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Screenshot proof in case it ever disappears
ALT A picture of the original tweet. A little Rocky emoji is visible next to the hashtag Project Hail Mary
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I think I might have to do it.
I think I my have to kill my darlings.
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Might start believing in true love again
May 31
The best beginning of a relationship I’ve ever heard:
“We sat next to each other and realised we were reading the same book, which is crazy. It’s called Trust [by Hernán Díaz] and I had just finished the first chapter and I told her and she looked at me and said, ‘I just finished the first chapter too.’ I said, ‘So we’re on the same page.’”
— Callum Turner on meeting Dua Lipa
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May 31
you can microdose the freedom of the past by going to a bar in a different city and lying about your identity to strangers
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Pro-tip: If you're already feeling insecure about a vocal warm-up, try it first when it's just you and your cat at home. That way, your cat can come find you and yell at you to stop, and you'll feel even more insecure.
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