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23 Oct 2017
Most patronising word
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Buddy
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Champ
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Big fella (not big)
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Big fella (actually big)
4 votes • Final results
Up there with ‘but the food!’
“The Socceroos aren’t just a team. We’re a reflection of modern Australia.”
A desperately needed message for Australia, and Australians of all hues and backgrounds.
Bravo @Socceroos!!! 👏🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Everyone I’ve ever met who likes TISM is an incredible normie who can just afford LPs so think they’re ’a little bit alt.’ None of them have been funny, either.
May 20
It's cringey and embarrassing.
High school teachers LARPing as radicals.
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Mar 29
Good morning! cooking a meal from scratch is like creating a masterpiece, it’s a process of patience, creativity, and love, just like building a fulfilling life
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Redditors love this Matt Hill. Total moron. Keeps calling him ‘SwitSkowski.’
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Apr 24
now they’re tapping you on the shoulder asking you if what you just said is actually appropriate
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Apr 24
Making football for everyone was the worst thing they ever did to the game
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Melksham the last of a generation. Tough, skilled, face like a junkyard dog.
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And nice to like Melbourne again after arseing that grub who was previously coaching them.
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Top 10 Australian football person but he’s just a regular Anglo from south west Sydney so people like Rugari aren’t titillated by him
Apr 1
Legendary status unlocked by Graham Arnold 🇮🇶
An honorary citizen among 46million people after ending a 40-year World Cup drought.
Scenes.
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Tom Lynch, Patrick Cripps, just completely mentally weak and always have been. More interested in the concept of being a leader than being one.
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Eighty-percent who say this also supported their club moving to a new megadome ('this one's in the city centre mate'), tikka-takka (masala), and an endless churn of boring as fuck foreign players cycling through their club. Get what you deserve you total sell out fuckheads.
I used to know the name of every player, in every team. Now, on the rare occasion I watch CL football, I know hardly anyone. I never thought I'd get this old/uninterested in football.
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Don't forget the Aussie Rules equivalent, fat blokes who suck up to one another and talk about 'mennal helf' and 'old man media' who'll, like every bloke before them, in 10 years be whinging about what they created.
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More 'UK Quirk.' Twenty year old clips now so much part of the English parlance, they've replaced references to stage plays and literature.
Mar 11
Instead of swapping historic famous people on bank notes for wildlife, we should make them present day infamous people.
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Another demography urban people love with zero actual experience. Farmers are socialists in the droughts and capitalists in the rain. Some of the most peculiar and smug people on earth, too.
Mar 10
australian farmers really do not get enough hate
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There’s quite a large percentage of middle England who love Redditor humour and John Lewis schmaltz. Thinking ‘Boaty McBoatface’ and ‘Percy Pigs are sooo good.’
Mar 11
I don't agree with this, but if we let the public design the banknotes this is what they would look like:
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Love the name of Glasgow suburbs – always sound like they should be in Florida or the title of a now defunct sex-camming site.
🚨BREAKING: Autistic Scottish schoolboy is BEATEN and ATTACKED by a mob of migrant boys in Glasgow 🏴
This is absolutely horrible, apparently this boy has been targeted for over a year by this mob in the BellaHouston area❗️
BRITAIN NEEDS REMIGRATION ⚠️
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What's funny about the Spready is that it apparently hires from a dance agency that mostly operates to contract out dancers for like, Usher tours. Next time you get a $10 Carlsberg pint, have a look.
Feb 22
hate when I recognise places in pics, anyway spread eagle hotel, Cnr Coppin St & Bridge Road, Richmond
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The last vestige of the true Northern Englishman. Footballers and men used to be built like this and now everyone has really fat heads and small little hands but they're like 6'3 and not little Wayne's size. It's hard to describe.
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