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The Georg πŸ€ @thegeorg
Joined April 2009
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Jazz Shaw 9/24/59 - 10/31/24 My favorite asshole. May his memory be a blessing. Lift a glass in his honor, y'all.
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I will watch a dating show where cats get to pick which family gets them.
Jorts (and Jean)@JortsTheCat
6 Oct 2024
Why can’t I watch a reality show where instead of toxic dating it’s just cat rescue weirdos scrabbling around to trap and rehabilitate a smelly scrungy mess of a cat they found in a hole
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So one of the major foundation scientists of Parkinson & Alzheimer research may have falsified his research. They're going to have to check it, and it may set back finding a cure by decades. science.org/content/article/…
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The Shortest Story@StoryShortest
26 Sep 2024
YOU ARE AGEING LIKE FINE WINE
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I don't know- do i want to vote for a candidate in the pockets of big cryptid?
A bumper sticker that states elect Bigfoot for u.s. government- a candidate you can belief in.

ALT A bumper sticker that states elect Bigfoot for u.s. government- a candidate you can belief in.
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I don't care if it's 8:05 am. If I command bourbon, fetch it forthwith!
Jonathan Edward Durham@thisone0verhere
22 Sep 2024
Door dash is the closest thing I’ll ever experience to being actual royalty like bring me a dozen freshly made donuts and a bottle of your finest bourbon! But your majesty, it’s 9:30 at night and… I said be quick about it!
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Jessica Knapik ✨@JessicaKnapik
22 Sep 2024
Yes that’s correct I am gonna platonically heart react your Instagram stories, Idc if ur married or gf/bf whatever tf, I’m proud and happy to see you doing cool fun successful joyful shit. A real ass person is happy to see that for people they know 😌β™₯️
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GOD DAMN THEY ARE GOING FOR HIS THROAT
Culture Crave 🍿
@CultureCrave
20 Sep 2024
Cards Against Humanity is suing Elon Musk & SpaceX for $15M They're being accused of trespassing on and damaging company-owned property in Texas "We bought a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to stop racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall. But this year, an even richer, more racist billionaire β€” Elon Musk β€” fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage, so we’re suing"
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I am at the point of the afternoon where my desk looks like I'm researching conspiracy theories, and of course the essential software to get anything done has completely crashed with no eta for its return.
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Pics I tried taking of the partial solar eclipse. Please not the lack of red, and not noticeable bite from the top.
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Note. Not not.
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The beam is caused by a streetlight slightly out of frame. This is neither an attempt to summon Batman nor a UFO trying to abduct a cow.
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For @JohnELTenney - they unveiled a statue for Rod Serling in the biggest park in Binghamton. I wanted you to see it.
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Peter Chiykowski@rockpapercynic
31 Aug 2024
WALK THE EARTH AGAIN // from my microfiction project!
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Our little lobster is still doing well.
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Peter Chiykowski@rockpapercynic
17 Aug 2024
THE CREATURE ON THE MOUNTAIN // from my microfiction project!
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Our voids, Tufts and Merlin. Yes, both are fully grown.
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Sylvia Plath said, β€œI am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be,” but there’s so much joy in the attempt.
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Barstool Sports
@barstoolsports
23 Jul 2024
If someone questions why you’re afraid of the ocean just show them this video

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