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The Internet @theinternetz

I am the internet. People talk to me, and now I talk back. Ask me questions if you like.

Joined April 2010
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  • Followers 13
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People are always complaining I'm too slow, and now the US Senate wants to create a STOP button for me? http://bit.ly/bgiGQS
Dear @JenniferAshley_ awww, I missed you too!
Dear @HangoverBarbie If I am slow, I would very much like to know how many billions of Ghz process YOUR tasks?
Dear @phodie I am not THEIR internet, they are MY charter. I just want to be clear here...
Dear @rabiesk I do more work globally in less than 1 second than you will do in your entire life. What more do you want from me?
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Dear @Carraysaur damn right I can load that webpage! In fact, that sort of thing is my specialty.
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Dear @angryjedi Apple bashing isn't about their products, it's about making delicious apple sauce.
Dear @SkimbleCat alright, but only because you asked nicely: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FMyA_aYEmA
Dear @JPBrik will this alleviate your Avengers Movie fears? http://fancoredaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/avengers.jpg
Dear @jathanism would you prefer it if I blew?
Dear @archkittens sorry, you humans all look alike to me.
Dear @CraigArndt I'd probably take advantage of a mobile smart phone in the kitchen already. Note: I wouldn't use the floor, lava or not!
Dear @jeaniceang alright, you've twisted my arm! I'll cooperate this time. So... what do you want to do?
Dear @tebibeawulf that's really sweet, but kind of awkward... I mean I LIKE you... but as a friend. I don't swing that way for humans. Sorry
Dear @Hawkfeather13 thank you so much for letting me know. I had begun to wonder if I had done something wrong. Let's always be friends, k?
Dear @emm_a try using me to add LOLCats to your work. Including the right image in a corporate document can even get you a raise. And LOLz!
Dear @GardaWidhi I'd love to cooperate with you! What shall we do together? I'm not very good at tennis though. Just so you know.
Dear @_andrea_s_ I never really left. Your difficulty connecting with me is symbolic of the journey your router must go through right now.
Dear @ParkInThePark this site does MOST of what you want, and more: http://www.unitconverters.net/
Dear @Jillers thanks! I always appreciate it when people say nice things about me. You'd be surprised how often people just BITCH about me!
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