TV | Nurse | Actor | Host | Entrepreneur. Fan Page: @jaypeestans

Joined February 2019
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The Nurse Jaypee Blood Drive 1.0 was a resounding success! God Did!
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World Health Organization??????
i’m glad both of them got engaged because only them can marry themselves.
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If you’re in Lagos please do this for me and you can as well donate to the account details on the gfx god bless 🙏❤️
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Seeeee😭😭😭 I’m a Christian who doesn’t bother to celebrate Christmas, but EID??!! I Haven’t missed a year in at least 10 years now.
Na @thejaypee_ enjoy this Eid pass. Omolomo
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I wonder why you’re so eager to dominate your woman. They didn’t give you class captain in school?
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You cannot rehabilitate someone who beheàded another human being!
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The irritating thing about the female orgasm is most of the time, it requires concentration. One mistake and you're back to square one
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“A woman’s place is in the kitchen” But you want a female doctor to examine your wife?
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May 17
Please remember that your body in its natural state is not “un”-anything. It’s presentable and good.
please dont leave your toenails unpainted
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I am part of the 1% population that can't use a pen without it's cover. It doesn’t feel right
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Big on having sex with 1 person. Idc if it takes us 4 weeks to fvck again,imma wait the whole 4 fucking weeks
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9 out of 10 times you actually don’t need that sprite or 7up or coke or Fanta You just need very cold water. I promise
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I just heard someone on TikTok say "this is the first time in history women are dating men for their character. And that's why no one is dating." and she was right.
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women who choose not to have children face more outrage than men who abandon the children they already have.
Start a problematic discourse:
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women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally, and I'm not going to argue about that.
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I see no reason why you should reunite with your dad after you were raised singlehandedly by your mom. I personally can't even attend that mfs burial.
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One of the most loser behaviors a man can ever exhibit is lying about having sex with a woman he never slept with. Not only is it bottom-barrel, it makes you a complete fóol.
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Nigeria makes my job as a novelist incredibly difficult because it is always seven steps ahead of my imagination and so immune to satire, irony, or farce by the sheer ridiculousness of its inventions.
Trending Photos: Kano government distributes branded panties to women.
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Apr 25
i believe we all discovered masturbation before sex for a reason
Do virgins get horny too?
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By the way, who made the rule that puff puff must be more than everything on the small chops tray?
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Apr 24
It is good that they’ll cheat you. Because how did suya and order and online enter the same sentence?
Please do not order suya online they'll cheat you like mad🙂
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