i jest, a bit
Joined July 2022
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perfect metaphor for crypto
stuck in a constant freefall waiting for a bounce that never comes
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we had to sacrifice some good men, but a turtle was reborn from their ashes
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follow our new friend mister turtle whom we have never met before
he saved my life
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Jun 12
going around my city today and handing out free machetes and bottles of Hennessy to any homeless black man I see
we need to speed this process up a bit
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Jun 12
it's hilarious to see @_bolivian trying to play white knight as if he's some innocent saint while lambasting @OnlyLJC for pushing one of the first good coins we've seen come from the trenches since the market slowed down
bolivian ran an NFT scam mint in 2022 raising $1.3m in mint funds on a project he never delivered a single promise on
they migrated to apechain, and havent been anywhere close to mint price in 4 years since they minted out
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Jun 12
@_bolivian where are the exclusive airdrops? the real life events? the limited edition clothing drops?
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Jun 10
whenever this video starts making its rounds again it's usually bottom
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the state of the trenches
Jun 10
uhhh its not a virus my guy it's bacteria
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Jun 10
buying the non bundled aptosgooner OG ybg wallace launch because fuck axiom and fuck fortnite
Jun 9
YBG Wallace takeover initiated on the Solana Blockchain
CA: 8uyRHA5ufCduMD41RntFGTm7F1xVjePXoaWHBjmEpump
Dexscreener: dexscreener.com/solana/ChcSTβ¦
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Jun 9
ansem and the pumpfun account blatantly shilling assem rn and it's at 15k that's insane
the @whtnoiz6 situation is crazy
Jun 9
im assembling a team
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Jun 8
Larry Bird isn't White is a new cope I haven't heard before
Jun 7
Wow you showed 2 of the best white players to ever touch the basketball. If only every white player was at their level.
Also Larry Bird is clear not white ππ
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Jun 7
i miss mister frog
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Jun 7
If we're just throwing out the entire meaning of the word Christian and allowing Mormons, who deny the divinity of Christ, the Trinity, and being polytheistic, I have a proposal
Mormons can be defined as Christians so long as Muslims are too
Muslims unironically are closer to Christians in beliefs than Mormons by a mile
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Jun 5
still bald, still turkish, still soft as baby shit
Jun 5
>be @mert
>work for Solana for years, make generational wealth in tokens in that time
>randomly for no reason whatsoever decide to push tranny privacy coin
>get @toly onboard with tranny privacy coin
>successfully fud everything that people like about $SOL and push $ZEC as God's gift to Earth
>get all of the main characters of CT shilling tranny privacy coin while hyperliquid focuses on the $HYPE product and community and constantly delivers
>tfw $SOL is bleeding to 0
>hyperliquid flips $SOL
>some random prompts Claude with "hey find me infinite money printer bugs in zcash code"
>finds one within 24hr that has been active for years allowing users to print infinite tokens
>ohfuck
>tranny privacy coin down -35% on the day
>everyone hates you, Jeff is revered as a certified RN (Real Nigga)
>still bald and turkish
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i like Mr. Torture, he reminds me of old twitter when random characters would pop up and become part of the lore
remember that guy who used to have the styrofoam head he would tape his girlfriend's hair from her brush to every day in an attempt to give it a full head of hair?
better times
You. I see you, looking through my media. What are you looking for?
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>be @mert
>work for Solana for years, make generational wealth in tokens in that time
>randomly for no reason whatsoever decide to push tranny privacy coin
>get @toly onboard with tranny privacy coin
>successfully fud everything that people like about $SOL and push $ZEC as God's gift to Earth
>get all of the main characters of CT shilling tranny privacy coin while hyperliquid focuses on the $HYPE product and community and constantly delivers
>tfw $SOL is bleeding to 0
>hyperliquid flips $SOL
>some random prompts Claude with "hey find me infinite money printer bugs in zcash code"
>finds one within 24hr that has been active for years allowing users to print infinite tokens
>ohfuck
>tranny privacy coin down -35% on the day
>everyone hates you, Jeff is revered as a certified RN (Real Nigga)
>still bald and turkish
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