Storyteller - Comedian - Artist - Poet - Pretender of Cock. Seen at festivals around the World... Maybe.

Joined June 2008
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What a Christmas Eve! Father in law got BITEN BY A DOG in the @mspairport while getting on @SunCountryAir plane while bleeding from the leg. Wife asked for help and was given hand sanitizer to treat the wound! Merry Christmas! Holy moly!
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Sarah Cooper returns with "How to Boat." He’s always given her a wealth of material to work with, but Trump’s bit about the shark/electric boat was probably just too hard for her to resist so she took his insanity and turned it into comedy gold...

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Hear me out: the only remakes that should be made are BABY versions. The Muppets knew it with Muppet Babies. I’d definitely watch Game of Baby Thrones, Seinfeld Babies, Breaking Bad Babies, 3 Babies and a Man… the list is endless! Comment yours if you like!
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🎵So this is Christmas. What have you done? OH GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
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The key to happiness is never flying anywhere
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When I think about it I’ve been consistently overwhelmed since 2016
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While performing on this cruise ship: Kid: “Are you the comedian?” Me: “Of sorts, yes” Kid: “DO HIM!” Me: “What?” Kid: “DO HIM! DO MY DAD!” Me: “Do your Dad?” Kid: “YEAH! DO HIM! KILL HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! Me: “ok”
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I’m performing on this cruise ship for the next 12 days. On DAY ONE I got sunburnt INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON! INSIDE IT! Is this what a yeast infection feels like?
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The fact that we’re still just doing “Daylight Savings” and everyone knows what it is and is still doing it is bamboozling
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The fact that the phrase “cost of living” exists and we all understand it is bamboozling
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Watching sports people celebrate by jumping into each other gives me anxiety #nba
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22 Feb 2023
Me after saying "No worries if not" yet again
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What if everyone who has said “I love you” to me was actually talking about the tv show @YouNetflix
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Just posted a photo @ Curious Comedy Theater instagram.com/p/CofsQ6my806/…

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