Storyteller - Comedian - Artist - Poet - Pretender of Cock. Seen at festivals around the World... Maybe.
Joined June 2008
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26 Dec 2024
What a Christmas Eve! Father in law got BITEN BY A DOG in the @mspairport while getting on @SunCountryAir plane while bleeding from the leg. Wife asked for help and was given hand sanitizer to treat the wound! Merry Christmas! Holy moly!
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jon bennett retweeted
27 Jun 2024
Sarah Cooper returns with "How to Boat."
He’s always given her a wealth of material to work with, but Trump’s bit about the shark/electric boat was probably just too hard for her to resist so she took his insanity and turned it into comedy gold...
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29 Dec 2023
Hear me out: the only remakes that should be made are BABY versions. The Muppets knew it with Muppet Babies. I’d definitely watch Game of Baby Thrones, Seinfeld Babies, Breaking Bad Babies, 3 Babies and a Man… the list is endless! Comment yours if you like!
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20 Dec 2023
🎵So this is Christmas. What have you done? OH GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
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20 Dec 2023
When I think about it I’ve been consistently overwhelmed since 2016
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10 Dec 2023
While performing on this cruise ship:
Kid: “Are you the comedian?”
Me: “Of sorts, yes”
Kid: “DO HIM!”
Me: “What?”
Kid: “DO HIM! DO MY DAD!”
Me: “Do your Dad?”
Kid: “YEAH! DO HIM! KILL HIM IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY!
Me: “ok”
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19 Nov 2023
I’m performing on this cruise ship for the next 12 days. On DAY ONE I got sunburnt INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON! INSIDE IT! Is this what a yeast infection feels like?
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8 Nov 2023
The fact that we’re still just doing “Daylight Savings” and everyone knows what it is and is still doing it is bamboozling
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22 Oct 2023
The fact that the phrase “cost of living” exists and we all understand it is bamboozling
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jon bennett retweeted
22 Feb 2023
Me after saying "No worries if not" yet again
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19 Feb 2023
What if everyone who has said “I love you” to me was actually talking about the tv show @YouNetflix
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