can you ever just be whelmed? I already muted that tweet you’re replying to.
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18 Apr 2019
when you have no idea what’s happening in the world and get to remain blissfully ignorant because you’re a dog
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when I watched dead reckoning over someone’s shoulder and realized the car chase in rome had synced up perfectly with “cruel summer”
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Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:
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you can get this shit in gas stations, meanwhile I need to jump through hoops every single month to get the adhd medication my doctor prescribes me
Markwayne Mullin had the FDA delete warnings about the dangers of kratom, an addictive and sometimes lethal drug found in gas stations.
Mullin holds an up to $1 million stake in a major kratom company.
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lindsey marie retweeted
Do not, I repeat DO NOT, bring a cape anywhere near the edges of an escalator.
Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup
Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again
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lindsey marie retweeted
Doug, I want you to understand I mean this with all disrespect: you are a fucking lapdog and have not even an atom of integrity to present these two situations as equal. Shut the fuck up.
The #USMNT will bus to the airport in Seattle immediately after Friday’s match vs. Australia and fly back to its training base in Southern California. This is the norm.
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lindsey marie retweeted
And it was sexy
IRAQ'S FIRST WORLD CUP GOAL IN 40 YEARS 😱
Aymen Hussein scores on his World Cup debut, leveling for Iraq with a powerful header. It's only the Lions of Mesopotamia's second-ever goal at the tournament 👏
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seeing pics of him in that knicks shirt makes me so sad this baby was so loved
Over $100,000 has been raised for the family of Jameson, a dog fatally shot by police during a noise complaint investigation after the Knicks' NBA finals win
The 2-year-old was still wearing his Knicks shirt when his owner returned home
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lindsey marie retweeted
The commitment to obfuscating with “Officer-Involved Shooting” even when it’s a dog is incredible. The dog didn’t have a gun! We know who did the shooting!
the official LAPD story is that an officer feared for his life from a Labradoodle.
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I keep seeing people say things like “how could they be that scared of a labradoodle?” but even if that dog was a “scarier” breed, he still didn’t deserve to be shot by a coward with a gun.
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The people yearn for extensive making of special features on physical media releases
Behind those Backrooms blimps. Director Kane Parsons on bringing the suburban set to life through both practical build outs and Blender.
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lindsey marie retweeted
Crazy the amount of money and time being spent on this because of the whims of an 80 year old idiot
Workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the Reflecting Pool this morning
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god that 2022 win was so special
On this date in 2022, the Golden State Warriors reached the mountain top yet again 🏆
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She’s so Mars Attacks. Literally who else is doing it like her.
yes master, do you like my plastic platinum helmet that’s so hard it’s like an extension of my skull
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……this is a thing??? I can’t even imagine not rewatching movies
There’s nothing wrong with watching a movie more than once! It is never a waste of time! Enjoy yourself!
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patrick wilson mentioning phantom of the opera (2004) in the year 2026, this is specifically for me
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it’s for that country girl huh
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#GRAMMYs Rule Change: Artists can be submitted for Best New Artist up to four times.
Previously, artists could only be considered for nomination three times.
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lindsey marie retweeted
On this day in 1994, Jesse met Céline on a train in Budapest.
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I could’ve sworn the new starbucks ceo came in saying they were going to streamline and simplify the menu. what is this shit.
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good for him
#Breaking: Ohio governor Mike DeWine calls for abolition of the death penalty.
fox19.com/2026/06/16/gov-dew…
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