If you reply to one of my tweets to tell me you don't like women's football you owe @SHARPScotland £5. Opinions my own.
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Apr 8
A bit of hopecore to fight against the state that football/the world finds itself in in 2026..
11 players that are fighting against evil (I love a flair for the dramatic) and using their platforms to create positive change. Good eggs. Gamechangers.
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So I'm guessing Lyon go to a Damaris - Yohannes pivot with Weir in the 10 by the way? Think they could still do with a proper DM if they're going to win the UWCL. Someone needs to do the dirty work in midfield
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Hal Hershfelt's contract is up soon, that's who I'd pick if I was Giraldez (although Yohannes would have to accept backing up Damaris and Schrader would have to accept leaving)
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I love this signing but she's from Dunfermline! That's nowhere near Loch Ness!!!
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Celtic fans turning their noses up at signing Bowie again... Hopefully the board takes notice so he can have a nice career at someone more his level, like Juventus
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Chris Wood moving like Trezeguet was not on my World Cup predictions
Check out that touch from Chris Wood 😮💨
New Zealand opened their #FIFAWorldCup account against Iran in just seven minutes...
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On this week's episode of 'crazy achievements at the World Cup': About as many people live in Cabo Verde as in the Scottish Highlands.
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Jun 15
Aitana Bonmati is a Borja Iglesias truther, she knows ball (unsurprisingly)
Jun 15
❗️ Aitana Bonmatí as World Cup commentator: "I think Spain needs a pure winger right now to create one-on-one situations."
"In addition, I think Spain is relying too much on crossing the ball. They need a striker who can finish in the box, like Borja Iglesias, if they continue to play like that."
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Jun 15
Morocco only has 563 bird species to Scotland's 635. It's a sign 🦆
Jun 15
Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲
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Jun 13
Saibari thank you for waking me up, but also Morocco are looking terrifying to play
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Jun 13
Lads, I'm struggling to stay awake I won't lie. We better qualify for the next one (and not have to pay in the silly three games in South America) because I might only actually see the first half of tonight's game at this world cup
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Jun 12
Not liking how pundits at this world cup are acting like every goal is the most disastrous thing ever from the defence
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Jun 12
Why is Micah Richards basically shouting about Canada's set piece set up for ten minutes, it wasn't even that bad
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Jun 12
Real Madrid have dropped the ball so hard, Weir literally grew up wanting to be Zidane and they've wasted her time at the club by not investing in a competitive team (or facilities, or caring in general) and now she's away on a free.
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Jun 12
Crying at Scott McTominay going "where's my mum" after his bicycle kick again
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Jun 11
Feel for Sithole there, the Mexican player has cut across him and slowed down to buy the contact. Personally don't think that should be a red since there's absolutely no intent to foul whatsoever.
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