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30 Mar 2025
I like to sit on my hand before doing a pile of ironing so it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up retweeted
11 Dec 2024
Our Christmas Comedy Specials return from TONIGHT! 🎄
This week we'll be joined by the hilarious @ninagilligan, @comedylopez, @themattrees (Wed), @SteffEvansHaha (Wed), @robinjaymorgan (Thu - Sat), Morgan Rees (Thu) & @standuppete (Fri & Sat)! 🎁
🎟️ bit.ly/CardiffXmas
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5 Dec 2024
I'm on mirtazipine which is an antidepressant that increases your appetite and decreases your sex drive. I rung a sex line earlier and said "So.. What are you cooking?"
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4 Dec 2024
I'm from Maesteg. Maesteg's famous for two things: Kylie Minogue's Nan, and to a lesser extent, Danni Minogue's Nan.
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4 Nov 2024
I am diagnosed with Autism as of now doesn’t surprise me or anyone so it’ll be nice to retry some opportunities I fucked.
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23 Aug 2024
Wll if you didn’t want me swearing at a Mr Tumble gig, how about selling merch in my fucking size!
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Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up retweeted
23 Jul 2024
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Click on the link to see this fantastic show in a fantastic venue!! @leroybrito @themattrees @MetAbertillery @southwalesargus #comedian #kingofwales #leroy #southwalescomedy #ticketsforsale #laughs #MustSee
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30 Jun 2024
If I was Rod Hull, I'd have taken emu to some glory holes, scare the shit out of some local perverts.
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24 Jun 2024
Six Word Story.
Snow, Miami, July. Scarface’s house bombed.
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24 Mar 2024
Got the opticians today. I keep punching people who look like Keith lemon but aren’t.
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