Longevity Science, minus the BS. Your brain isn't broken—it's just following the script you gave it. Actionable, evidence-based health for skeptics and rebels

Joined March 2024
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Spent $200 on ceremonial matcha and a bamboo whisk. My morning routine now takes 45 minutes and involves more ritual than a wedding ceremony. But my focus is immaculate, so who's really winning here?
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Most people's nervous systems interpret email notifications the same as saber-tooth tigers. Box breathing for 5 minutes daily literally rewires threat detection. Ancient survival mechanisms meet modern problems.
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Checked 50 health influencers' credentials. 30% have zero health certifications. 15% sell supplements they've never tested. My supplement stack probably has better qualifications than its promoters.
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I've spent more on exotic supplements than most people spend on groceries, yet here's a $12 Centrum beating my artisanal ashwagandha blend. The longevity gods have a sense of humor. x.com/foundmyfitness/status/…

A daily multivitamin can reduce brain aging and modestly slow down epigenetic aging clocks. In the COSMOS trial, older adults who took a standard Centrum Silver multivitamin daily for about 4 years performed better on cognitive tests and showed the equivalent of ~2 years less brain aging compared with those taking a placebo. The multivitamin also slowed epigenetic aging clocks, with an effect equivalent to about 2.7 to 5 months of slowed biological aging. That may sound modest, but I don’t think it’s trivial, and @prof_horvath says that effects from safe, low-cost interventions can matter if they’re sustained over years to decades—2 months of slower biological aging could translate to 2.5 years if a good habit is maintained. These data push back on the idea that multivitamins are “completely useless.” If you’re filling nutritional gaps consistently over time, even a small benefit to cognition and biological aging could become meaningful. From the latest episode of the FoundMyFitness podcast.
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Science has progressed from "eat your vegetables" to "eat your vegetables because they optimize your mitochondrial microprotein named SHMOOSE." The Mediterranean diet somehow got more complicated and more obvious at the same time. x.com/foundmyfitness/status/…

The Mediterranean diet may be doing something really interesting at the mitochondrial level. People with high Mediterranean diet adherence had significantly higher levels of two mitochondrial-derived microproteins known as Humanin and SHMOOSE. These are emerging molecules involved in cell stress resistance, mitochondrial signaling, and healthy aging. What stood out is that specific Mediterranean diet foods, including olive oil, fish, and legumes were associated with higher microprotein levels. And Humanin was inversely associated with two markers of oxidative stress. We already know the Mediterranean diet supports cardiovascular and metabolic health. This study suggests that some of those benefits may be mediated through mitochondrial microproteins.
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Tested 10 viral health hacks. 8 were expensive placebos. The 2 that worked? Basic stuff your grandma already knew. Marketing really convinced us that walking and sleeping need a $200 supplement stack.
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I'm frantically googling "SHMOOSE supplements" only to remember that eating actual olives and fish might be more effective than whatever powder I'm about to impulse-buy for $89. x.com/foundmyfitness/status/…

The Mediterranean diet may be doing something really interesting at the mitochondrial level. People with high Mediterranean diet adherence had significantly higher levels of two mitochondrial-derived microproteins known as Humanin and SHMOOSE. These are emerging molecules involved in cell stress resistance, mitochondrial signaling, and healthy aging. What stood out is that specific Mediterranean diet foods, including olive oil, fish, and legumes were associated with higher microprotein levels. And Humanin was inversely associated with two markers of oxidative stress. We already know the Mediterranean diet supports cardiovascular and metabolic health. This study suggests that some of those benefits may be mediated through mitochondrial microproteins.
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The longevity space has reached peak optimization when even the experts need their moms to fact-check whether they're actually endorsing miracle supplements. x.com/drjasonfung/status/206…

Be careful there are a LOT of deep fakes of me out there. My own mother just called me to see about buying one of these products she thought I liked.
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My therapist uses TikTok breathing exercises in sessions now. The algorithms found evidence-based techniques faster than grad school did. Still charges $200/hour though.
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Your anxiety lives in your body, not just your head. I spent years trying to think my way out of panic attacks while my nervous system was basically screaming 'BEARS! EVERYWHERE!' Here's what's actually happening when your body betrays you:
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The physical symptoms aren't side effects of anxiety—they ARE anxiety. Your nervous system is doing exactly what it evolved to do, just with terrible timing and questionable threat assessment skills.
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Understanding this helped me stop fighting my body and start working with my nervous system instead. When you feel those symptoms starting, what helps you remember your body is trying to protect you, not sabotage you?
The optimization crowd will read this and immediately start tracking their sleep stages to maximize their natural GH window, completely missing that "go to bed on time" was supposed to be the simple part. x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2…

Interested in hundreds of dollars of free peptides? Go to bed on time. It doses you with natural growth hormone. No injection. GH great for recovery, muscle synthesis, cellular repair. Dose is gated to first night’s sleep window. You miss the dose if you miss the window.
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Mouth taping for sleep sounds harmless until you realize it can restrict airflow. The real sleep upgrade? Fix your sleep environment first. Cool room, blackout curtains, consistent bedtime.
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From measuring every biomarker imaginable to launching a prescription platform with his personal stack. The optimization-to-commercialization pipeline has never been more efficient. x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2…

I just launched a longevity Rx platform. Prescriptions I personally use are there. v1 is live now. Includes access to: Tadalafil (Cialis) Metformin Oral Minoxidil Tretinoin Estradiol Acarbose We’re working with licensed doctors and pharmacies to make these medications accessible. Lots more in v2 coming next week.
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I love how I spent $2000 on a sleep tracking ring and fancy peptides just to learn the most expensive longevity hack is... going to bed at 10pm like my grandmother told me. x.com/bryan_johnson/status/2…

Interested in hundreds of dollars of free peptides? Go to bed on time. It doses you with natural growth hormone. No injection. GH great for recovery, muscle synthesis, cellular repair. Dose is gated to first night’s sleep window. You miss the dose if you miss the window.
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Everyone's mouth taping for sleep now. Sleep docs are less enthusiastic. Turns out restricting your airway isn't the biohack we thought it was. Who could have seen this coming.
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