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The Midult @themidult
Joined September 2015
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The Midult@themidult
11 Apr 2016
We didn't come this far to only come this far #midfulness #jointhemidult bit.ly/1VGk9q4

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The Midult@themidult
18 Jul 2024
What the f*** is the point of being able to delete a message if everyone can see you've deleted the message?!?!
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The Midult@themidult
17 Jul 2024
...but maintaining eye contact while eating a banana is infinitely weirder...
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The Midult@themidult
16 Jul 2024
See also dusty extra strong mints, hairy Fox's Glacier mints and disintegrating Murray Mints...
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The Midult@themidult
15 Jul 2024
Busy, busy
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The Midult@themidult
13 Jul 2024
Give the girl a medal...
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The Midult@themidult
12 Jul 2024
How much would you pay not to do this?
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The Midult@themidult
11 Jul 2024
God bless the male lens
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Easy peasy lemon f***ing hell
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Attack everything like a shark...
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Sometimes this feels like a genuine possibility... @mojorojo
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Duracell smoothie
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Being terrified of quicksand over the last 30 years? Vindicated
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Hopefully this decision will take e to bed (not in a sex way)
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The Midult@themidult
30 Jun 2024
Apparently bath towels need washing twice a week...
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The Midult@themidult
29 Jun 2024
See you on the other side
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The Midult@themidult
27 Jun 2024
Sort of field-sized?
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The Midult@themidult
26 Jun 2024
Why would she?
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The Midult@themidult
25 Jun 2024
Thanks Heat mag
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The Midult@themidult
22 Jun 2024
I'll bring the thermos
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The Midult@themidult
21 Jun 2024
"Do it again" she snarled as she ground her stiletto into his @****
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