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28 Apr 2017
Perfect setup for the man, get his mechanics squared away and 2 years from now we're talking serious
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Lazy by Van de Ven there. If he steps with the rest of the defense, that is offsides
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BUT WE’VE GOT JOHN MCGINN!!
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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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garrett retweeted
Opening Statement. 🇺🇸
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These twitter trolls really thought USA was getting grouped too 😂😂
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🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The start we needed, but a long way to go!!
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BRAZIL IS SO SCREWED IF THEY ARE REVIEWING DIVES 😂😂😂😂
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KEEP THE FOOT ON THEIR THROATS DON’T LET THEM BREATHE!!
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Fuck these commercial “hydration” breaks. Fuck you Fox for ruining these World Cup broadcasts.
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LETS GOOOOOO!!!!
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COME ON BOYS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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garrett retweeted
Replying to @FreddyLA7
Hi Freddy! We'd love to have you and your friends out at our July 4 home game in Kansas City, tickets on us! (There will be a postgame fireworks show, too)
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Here we go!! Waited a long time for this World Cup to be a reality. Let’s enjoy this!!
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garrett retweeted
Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!” @FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:
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It drives me insane how often the Royals come up off the bag sliding..
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garrett retweeted
I’ve decided we need a cultural exchange program in the autumn where we send the Europeans to college football games and send Americans to go and see Arsenal/Spurs or Rangers/Celtic or Newcastle/Sunderland This will heal the sporting divide between our nations
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garrett retweeted

ALT Lebron James GIF

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Good lord these British folks are MISERABLE 😂😂
You could get this expierence for free in any European country, yet because it has American label and cost 100 American dollars it’s supposedly “unique” Give me a damn break.
Community note
Tubing on the Chattahoochee River costs $14-$35 per person depending on outfitter and tube type, not $100; the quoted post's author confirmed it cost $14. coolrivertubing.com/tubing-options… rivertubing.com/pricing/duluth x.com/FreddyLA7/stat…
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WHY NOT US!!!

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