My name is Muffy. I love stupid humor. Join me down the rabbit hole of mind numbing memes and videos đđ¤ˇđźââď¸
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May 19
Your secret is safe with me because I wasnât listening to you anyway
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Me calling 1-877-Kars-4-Kids from prison because itâs the only number I know
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Mar 25
Happy International Procrastination Day! We can celebrate next week
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Jan 23
Naming a kid or a pet really makes you realize how many people you donât like.
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Jan 18
Someone just said âChariots of Fire" is just dramatic âOn Top of Spaghetti" and now I canât unhear
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Whatâs it called when a song gives you the ick? Mine is âItâs My Lifeâ and I have no idea why.
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26 Dec 2025
Thereâs a trend saying the #1 song on your 10th birthday predicts your 2026âŚ
Mine is âHow Will I Know.â
Thanks, that clears things up.
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26 Dec 2025
Happy National âRummage Through the Garbage Looking for the Missing Giftâ Day to those who celebrate
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16 Dec 2025
There is a limited amazon promotion where if you type "thank your driver" into the search bar on the app, you will see an option to have Amazon tip the last person who delivered to you $5. It comes from Amazon, not you. It's not in big print, but it is there!
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8 Nov 2025
I listen to accidental butt dials like I'm in an FBI van
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6 Nov 2025
If the last text you received were engraved on your tombstone, what would it say?
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28 Oct 2025
đđ§ĄDid you know stopping by a nursing home on Halloween can make a huge impact?
Positive social visits are linked to better emotional well-being in older adults â and kids love spreading the smiles.
Reach out to your local nursing home to see if theyâre participating! đđ§Ą
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10 Apr 2025
You ever get a text and think am I drunk reading this or are you drunk writing this ?
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