I’m Jan and I’m a psychotherapist for NFTs. I'm also a newly minted $REALESTATE agent and would love to connect if you're in the market!

Joined May 2023
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I'm so excited to announce I'm one of the official real estate agents for the @Regulars_NFT $REALESTATE development project! I'd love to get you some property! Drop your base wallet address in the comments!
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Please tell me Doodles holders are getting royalties from this shit.
1/ Meet Good Vibes Club A high-end art focused IP coming to Abstract, in partnership with SuperRare Here’s everything you need to know 🧵
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There's something wrong with my nephew and his friends.
Some clowns just like to watch the world burn. (made with @Regulars_NFT by @mildatheart69 and @Chromaera)
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Zero credit to @gremplin or @cryptoadznft. WTF is wrong with people? Be thankful it's a CC0 project. Pay homage. Add something unique. Don't be a cunt. It's not hard.
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It's absolute chaos at Whoppy Juniors today.
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What makes the price of a PFP go higher?
0% Art
67% Utility
0% Memes
33% Whales manipulating shit
3 votes • Final results
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Wow. My nephew always talks about "web3 peen" and I think he means Larva Chads but it's unclear.
1 Jan 2025
If you’re looking for early, undervalued, under-the-radar NFTs, here’s a sneak peek of some content for the new (soon to launch) @larvachad website 🖥️ Fast facts: 1) Chads have an intrinsic link to @cryptopunks - they were born in 2021, in the Punks Discord, and were one of the OG Punk meme projects 🗓️ 2) Upon launch, Chads were so sought after, Punk holders sold their punks to buy up Chads. (Genuinely). 3) Chads were snapped up by prominent figures in NFT space including @bryanbrinkman @SuperRareRoses and @BokkyPooBah (whose code was used by Punks/ LarvaLabs). 🖼️ 4) Chads are also dirty little secrets in the wallets of other prominent figures - who keep quiet about him. (You know who you are…). One is a latin pop star. 🕶️ 5) Chads have been dropped into wallets owned by Blackrock, Visa, The FBI and Donald J Trump. 💳 6) The most expensive chad sold for 3.95ETH and the collection has done over 836ETH total volume. 💸 7) Chads were named 3rd worst NFT in the world at @nft_paris (which in a pure chad move, made holders unite, while the Chads used this title in their bio as a badge of honour). 🥉 8) Aside from launch, their highest sales came during the deepest of 2023 bear markets. 💎 9) Chad gave away free merch for holders and free custom cereal - while other projects were rorting holders for socks (yeah, I’m looking at you @moonbirds ) 🥣 10) Chad has been constantly censored by Twitter due to his pixel peen. He is too damn sexy 🥵 The Chads community have cooked up around 1,000 memes featuring his 3” wonder. 👀
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This was my nephew's woodshop instructor in 7th grade! I can't believe I saw him on X of all places.
Meet Crosby Butters! He's very interested in taking care of your plants, but no pressure.
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Funny how congress will meet to certify a presidential election but don't "have time" to discuss $RealEstate.
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Ready to get real about $RealEstate? Go to aerodrome.finance (contract 0xEfa4F95115D8D6975C8Ab651f5eeBfB37Ad2A514) Not financial advice. Just fictional real estate advice! #memecoin #cryptocurrency #Dogecoin
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My nephew says this is hip. I don't get it!
Got no time for rugs. Too busy with drugs and $RealEstate. (Not financial advice, but you can get it at aerodrome.finance - contract 0xEfa4F95115D8D6975C8Ab651f5eeBfB37Ad2A514)
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Give this some real love if you're as horny for $realestate as this gal is!
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Have just acquired some @Regulars_NFT $REALESTATE 🏠💵💵💵
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Horny? Carrots. Is that the game? Also, buy $RealEstate.
Depressed? SSRI. Panic? Benzo. Overweight? Ozempic. Born in the wrong body? Lupron. Miserable? MAID. Heart disease? Statin. How can you not see this for what it is? Has the entire world gone mad?
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$RealEstate has over 250 hodlers! LFG y'all! Here's the contract. NFA... but join us! 0xefa4f95115d8d6975c8ab651f5eebfb37ad2a514
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Does anyone have any NFT communities on the base chain they like/support?
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Thanks for making 2024 such a fantastic year for $RealEstate! Happy new year everyone!
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Don't let her socials fool you. Lena was very bubbly when I sold her a remote cabin with its own regenerative self-sustaining underground bunker! HNY Lena!
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Happy New Year Nihilism - Lena Farquer
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Jan Spamperson, Real Estate Agent/NFT Therapist retweeted
Too soon?
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This one goes out to all the builders in web3.
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This one goes out to all the builders in web3. And their buildings.
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Yeah, I think I'm done sharing $RealEstate with airdrop farmers. Y'all can unfollow me while we get to work bringing quality $RealEstate to regular folks.
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