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realDAN retweeted
Jun 12
we need to add that as a betting option … first hydration break lines
Jun 12
So soccer is just played in quarters now huh?
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Mar 18
absolute garbage offensive set bailed out by an unreal make. this is now hooping.
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Mar 18
its a part of basketball now but a travel, bump, and-1 is some of the worst.
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realDAN retweeted
Mar 18
How much money do I have to give to cancer research to get Dick and Charles off the air?
This could be the worst announced college basketball game I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched student produced games in the 90s.
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realDAN retweeted
Feb 12
What you want is AI to cause mass unemployment quickly. A huge shock. Maybe in 2-3 months.
What you don't want is the slow drip of people getting laid off, never finding work again while 60-70 percent of people are still employed.
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Two early knockdowns by Frederique got his head so big. Pick on him.
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realDAN retweeted
Justin Tucker would have finished.
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People exist in two poses: head down because they're scrolling, head up with air pods in on some kind of bullshit call. No wonder we canceled statues.
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