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Mark Lane @therealmarklane

Managing editor, @TheTexansWire; #Cowboys writer, @wfaasports; podcaster, @bloggingtheboys; Lois Lane's nephew; fun facts; #PFWA; redeemed

Joined February 2011
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Mark Lane@therealmarklane
8 Jun 2021
Retweets =/= endorsements DMs = open
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@BigSargeSportz
13 Dec 2023
Texans TE Dalton Shultz is back at practice. #Texans #Sarge #TexansWire
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Gary Danielson calls a game like a loudmouth brother-in-law at a party.
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Brandin Cooks makes the Pro Bowl.
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The Player Pool@PlayerPoolPod
21 Nov 2023
“MVS with a game winning touchdown!” -Charissa Thompson
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Stuff like that make for bad arguments in the Sauce vs. Stingley debate.
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Dolly Parton Forever
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I despise the new AT&T iPhone commercial. The lady doesn't get her needs met, and the commercial ends with pitch gal bragging about her phone. I don't know who is being served with this advertisement, but it sure isn't the initial subject. It's almost surreal.
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It's what @SeanMartinNFL & I do on the #HiddenYardage podcast. #porknroll #TriangleUp
Bobby Long@DoubleHungDanny
7 Nov 2023
Replying to @therealmarklane
Thank you thank you thank you for being literally the only Cowboys voice who kept it real after the loss.
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With the #Cowboys dominating in terms of implanting on everyone's sports consciousness, Jerry Jones has basically found a way to have a Super Bowl parade every year without needing to win the big game.
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If the #Cowboys win: refs If Dallas loses: #Dak sucks
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Mark Lane retweeted
Pro Football Reference@pfref
5 Nov 2023
With 470 passing yards today, C.J. Stroud has broken the single game rookie passing yards record! 🔥 #Texans | #WeAreTexans
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So I was having a latte with Paul Bunyan at the LAN party, and he asked me for a stat proving C.J. Stroud's worth to the offense. I showed how the #Texans went from last in TOP per drive (2:29) to 12th-worst (2:41). What effect does that have on the defense?
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Ha. Last time the #Rangers were in the World Series, the #Cowboys were playing the #Rams in Arlington.
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Imagine if the Amazon series "Invincible" were instead based on true events surrounding the Scott Linehan offensive coordinator tenure in Dallas.
Brock Kline@swishbk6
27 Oct 2023
Imagine if the Cowboys had been able to take Dalton Kincaid instead of Mazi Smith.
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ATTN: @goldmctNFL
nas@Nasthesportsguy
27 Oct 2023
Trade Mike Evans to the Chiefs right now!!!! BAKER MAYFIELD SUCKS
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Mark Lane retweeted
Niners Wire@TheNinersWire
25 Oct 2023
Here's what Kyle Shanahan said about Steve Wilks blitz call that led to long Vikings TD ninerswire.usatoday.com/2023…
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Doug Clawson@doug_clawson
24 Oct 2023
Including playoffs, the 49ers are 0-29 down 5 points entering the 4th quarter under Kyle Shanahan (since 2017) They are the only team without a win in those situations since 2017
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It's like the #Saints are going backwards and are in the Jim Haslett era again.
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If ever watching your podcast, one would be curious as to what you were going to exactly comb. Glad you found some use for that comb.
Marcus Mosher
@Marcus_Mosher
17 Oct 2023
Combing through the All-22 this morning from #Cowboys vs. #Chargers. Markquese Bell played the game of his life in Week 6. I counted 7 impact plays that he made.
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