coolest niche microcelebrity this side of Twitter has ever seen βοΈ she/herπ 26 - MDNI βοΈ $100 DM fee for losers
Joined March 2018
- Tweets 7,091
- Following 660
- Followers 21,793
- Likes 47,277
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Feb 26
chicken thighs are exponentially better than chicken breasts and iβm tired of pretending like theyβre not
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someone at my job was very mean to me today can yall please say something nice
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Jun 12
absolutely fucking SOBBING over this goddamn book, please read it, itβs a banger
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this weekend will be my second Con cosplaying as a Sim ! πππ»
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i need that new lime red bull in a BIBLICAL way. itβs so goddamn good.
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star baby π« retweeted
Jun 2
it was revealed to me in a state of delusion
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some dude (who is a REGULAR BTW !!!) lit a cigarette INSIDE THE BAR !!! we are not a smoking bar !!! and then got mad when he got asked to leave !! what ?!?
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how do you drive ??
NOTE: the 4th option is: the exact speed limit but only when the person behind you is being an asshole by tailgating when you were already going over the speed limit
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the exact speed limit
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the secret 4th option
39 votes β’ Final results
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if it could just be october forever id like that. someone make that happen.
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watching bambi for the first time since i was a little kid and holy fuck ,?? why am i crying over cartoon animals
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star baby π« retweeted
Jun 2
all these bars hosting an emo night or an 80s night. When are we gonna get a summer β16 night?
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iβm seeing Passenger right now and the whole fuckin place is empty i love it
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thank god for phones bc if i had to be a young adult before the internet existed i probably would have just thrown myself down a well for attention
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happy pride month to all those in or out of the closet ! you are loved, cherished, and important ! xoxo your fave bisexual bitch
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just saw my reply guy replying to someone else #cheater
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hot girls have tummy aches
Jun 1
Women are so sexy itβs just a bummer they always have a tummy ache
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thereβs one person in the pittsburgh scene who has *openly and proudly* admitted that they have stalked and harassed bands - so much that these bands have blocked them on several platforms.
fuckin weirdo.
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also if any oomfs are having a wedding any time this year or next please invite me i fucking love formal parties
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working in a restaurant makes me realize that
- everyone there is sleeping with each other
- everyone is high or drunk all the time
- way more people do cocaine than you realize
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