The purpose of a system is what it does, don’t kid yourself. Trade thematic supply/demand. Catholic, father of 8. Ball sports are good. @tcgraphs
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4 Jul 2025
The first time I sang the Star Spangled Banner as a performer at a MLB game was Game 6 of the 1987 World Series between #MNTwins and #ForTheLou . Unlike San Diego, we had a conductor from the St. Paul Chamber Orchestra and we had an accompanist on organ. We sang with gusto and in just under a minute. Mike would have been proud. youtube.com/clip/Ugkx2t6bWtR…
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This driving in the middle lane 10 under the speed limit thing really needs to stop.
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People who insist @X is a toxic cesspool are fools.
Jun 12
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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Jun 12
You know what, HELL YEAH.
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Ha!
This is how Rush introduced Tom Sawyer last night. This was their first show since 2015. Incredible. 😁
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1. Life is worth living.
2. Happiness is a serious enough problem in this country without killing a source.
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May 29
When did we as a society stop caring about our collars matching our pants? Because on that day, whenever it was, something very important was lost.
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May 25
Every year, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring.
They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died.
France also gave us this land as American soil. #MemorialDayWeekend
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May 23
Drop whatever you’re doing, folks
NASCAR great Kyle Busch, while sitting in traffic, encounters a fan wearing a Kyle Busch hat
RIP legend
May 21
Wow, RIP Kyle Busch.
Just 41 years old and still an active NASCAR driver. So sad for his family, that’s terrible. 😞
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Congrats to Senior Joe Ackerman on his selection to the Metro North team! Joe becomes the 14th player in program history to be selected for this event.
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May 14
Dramatic Shohei vs. Dramatic Chipmunk
Shohei is on the left.
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May 7
Phil Mickelson being a weirdo is no longer a surprise, but this is levels beyond.
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Another year of being built for the regular season and can’t do squat in the playoffs. I guess we know it wasn’t DeBoer.
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And don’t tell me about the 2 WCFs… they weren’t sniffing a Cup in those runs.
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The State of Hockey moniker needs to be rescinded at this point. It’s embarrassing as a Minnesotan the stuff Wild fans whine about. Everything they say about #TexasHockey fans is projection.
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Wild fans are insufferably soft. The persecution complex is rather stale at this point. And this hasn’t been remotely close to peak SGA vs. the rest of the league.
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Still time to 🌮
Apr 20
THIS IS BAD, TRUMP HAS NO CHILL 🧊
$SPY Futures gapping down on the Iran Ship seizure by America. $QQQ and the S&P 500 futures are trying to recover as a Deal continues to be pushed. There is only ONE THING that is bearish for the market.
$META is my TOP setup into Tomorrow👇
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Apr 19
Its funny because news seems REALLY bad right now, but everyone is fully expecting Trump to announce good news at 4am-8am
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