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Apr 1
I am very happy to report that our silly, spoof, spy comedy #HappyPatel is NOW STREAMING on @NetflixIndia It’s goes for silly, it’s got a lovely cast, many punches, some Khans, much dancing, and poison cutlets. Hope you’ll give us a watch, and let us make you laugh 🙏
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About the biggest favour you can do for me is to underestimate me. I’m always a little grateful when that happens. I’m smiling politely, but internally, I’m thanking you for the fuel.
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Who the hell let us kill ourselves sprinting on treadmills for decades before they revealed all we needed to do was incline walk?
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It’s speaks to what an uneducated moron I am, and that I’ve never held a real job….that I have no clue what TL is 😁 I read this and I was like…”timeline?”
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Im sure ur role would be as TL i can see you in that position
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Every time I go back to the ‘everything I consumed at my 9-5’ guys reels I feel like I missed out. Are people eating this much in corporate life? Because it looks like a blast.
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A classic.
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Nice!
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It has been reported that the dog lives, so safe to watch! 🙌🏼
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Low IQ seems to be the new fav insult on this platform. And it’s kind of funny to see people throw it around like they didn’t just spend an hour arguing with a handle called @bunty87620chad. Anyone who uses it is self reporting a pretty boring brain.
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Jun 12
New Brad Pitt movie idea.
Brad Pitt and a dog survive the wilderness, a war torn area, wolves, ravines, rivers and dense forests. Then they come to India and because of one court judge....
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Madam @navikakumar I’m aware comedy isn’t journalism. We are both funny, in VERY different ways. Here’s a fact, you posted asking people for their take. I responded with mine. Sometimes questions are followed by answers. I empathise, this seems like new territory for you. Anyway….imma bounce 🙏
Jun 12
Mr Das, agencies investigated, built the case, and when the case collapsed, that was reported too.
Journalism isn’t stand-up comedy, we don’t improvise facts for applause.
Also, you don’t get to decide when I can or cannot speak on women. The FoS brigade often seems to have a problem with other people’s freedom of speech.
I recommend yoga and meditation for a calmer mind. Also, keep your gyan to yourself.
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When the time comes, I will need you the internet to go please watch the new Brad Pitt movie. Once you have confirmed the dog lives at the end, will watch. Thanks in advance 🙏
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Jun 12
Just woke up. Has he declared the strait finally open and final victory for the 47th time?
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Jun 11
Guys. The mainstream media is REALLY concerned about comedy and women's safety. They want you to be concerned too. Unless you mention it on foreign soil, then they're more concerned about you being anti-national. So keep in mind, they expect comedy to call out the threats to women...domestically 👍🏼
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Jun 11
Watched this woman destroy an innocent girls life while reading her WhatsApp Messages on the news. For ratings. Had her call me anti-national on the news for speaking about women’s safety. For ratings. Now she’s ‘concerned’ about women. For ratings. Give me a break. That’s my take.
Jun 11
Comedy ke naam pe kuch bhi chalega?
The Pranit More controversy is getting bigger by the hour.
Here’s my take on the controversy. What’s yours?
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Jun 11
We have a cast 😊🤞🏽
#VirDas (@thevirdas) began the year making audiences laugh; now he is ready to pivot to horror. The actor, comedian, & filmmaker has officially unveiled the ensemble cast for his upcoming directorial project #BaaraNumber.
Read the exclusive by @JustinJRao
hollywoodreporterindia.com/f…
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Jun 10
You can tell a lot about a person by the FIRs they want filed.
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Jun 10
Fantastic idea. Here are mine. Lucy and Stoopee. Off the streets of Goa. No more heat and rain.
Now do I have the right to ask people to stop killing dogs in societies and let the law be handled by the law? Seems ridiculous, pretty basic, but only fair to ask.
Jun 10
I don't get it, if you love the strays so much adopt them!
Why let them suffer in heat and rain?
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