Writer, watcher, etc. Co-host of @_Cinemaholics

Joined April 2013
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Over the past six months, I've been quietly trying my hand at fiction. Here's the first work to be published. Learn all about the holy power of fire safety with "Burning Love: Fire, Brimstone, and You!" cetera.substack.com/p/burnin…
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Rest in peace to Gene Shalit, a man whose Kermit the Frog interview went absolutely off the rails in 1984. Nobody has interviewed a Muppet like this since.
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RIP to an absolute legend.
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Gene Shalit, Longtime 'Today Show' Film Critic, Dies at 100 variety.com/2026/tv/news/gen…
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Scary Movie is back! But it's certainly not better than ever. Hear what @JonNegroni and @thewillofash said about the sensationalist spoof in this new bonus episode! thankgodformovies.com/scary-…
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If your wish was another episode of Thank God for Movies, consider it granted! Hear what @JonNegroni and @thewillofash said about Curry Barker's OBSESSION and Sophy Romvari's BLUE HERON at the link below! thankgodformovies.com/obsess…
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AI is so popular because it gives uncreative people the illusion that they are creative. It lets them skip right to the part where they get validation. It’s not only parasitic, but extremely narcissistic.
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if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination
the hypocrisy is baffling
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What annoys me about The Mandalorian and Grogu the most is that, if they just wanted to make a Baby Yoda movie, they should have gone the Ernest route. Grogu Does Life Day. Grogu Goes to Jail. Grogu Scared Stupid.
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Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.
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Bob & Carol & The Mandalorian & Ted & Grogu & Alice
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i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff
Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers? Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.
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It Ain’t Ogre Til It’s Ogre, wherever you find your podcasts!
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This might confuse some people, until you remember that Guy Fieri became a bonafide cinematic legion with his supporting turn in 80 for Brady (dir. Kyle Marvin).
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Guy Fieri attends the "Paper Tiger" premiere at #Cannes.
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Unfortunately, I put my better material on Venmo.
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John Travolta is one of the weirdest guys around but he’s weird in such harmless, goofy, sometimes baffling, always charming ways that I feel the same affection for him as one of those cats that walks diagonally. A bizarre career and existence I would nurture like a baby bird.
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John Travolta poses on the #Cannes red carpet ahead of the “Propeller One-Way Night Coach” premiere
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Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍 triblive.com/local/regional/…
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