Sweetheart, you’re so cruel.

Joined September 2008
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8 Oct 2025
I found a snake. Isn’t it cute!
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2 Oct 2025
WFH: no commute and I can hang out with the cat while I work. Also WFH: which cat barfed on my desk?
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13 Aug 2025
Picked a bunch of random flowers and herbs in my garden and the bunch is sort of unintentionally beautiful.
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7 Aug 2025
My cat brought me a dead bird today. I was both touched and grossed out.
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26 Jul 2025
Favorite graffiti.
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22 Jul 2025
I saw a moose this morning!
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15 Jul 2025
First tomatoes of the summer! And they were amazing.
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9 Jul 2025
I don’t even remember who I follow on twitter anymore.
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17 Feb 2025
When the moon is in the 7th house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planets. Also the age of this particular Aquarius is 47. Happy day to me!
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12 Feb 2025
I could never be a dog show judge. I would just want to let them all and tell them they’re good doggies.
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3 Feb 2025
Aubrey’s probably gonna sue everyone at the Grammys tomorrow. #aMinor
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2 Feb 2025
It’s my horse’s birthday. She turned 10 today!
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28 Jan 2025
Sometimes you feel old. Like when your first friend drops off her youngest child at boot camp.
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25 Jan 2025
I’m late this year and now he works for Fox Sports, but it’s always worth repeating that LaPhonso Ellis is my favorite tv college basketball guy.
12 Dec 2021
I’m late this year, but it’s always worth repeating that LaPhonso Ellis is my favorite ESPN basketball guy.
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24 Jan 2025
Selfie with Horse of the Year, Thorpedo Anna! ❤️
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21 Jan 2025
As a Wolverine, I think this national championship game can fuck off into the sun.
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16 Jan 2025
It’s goddamned snowing again.
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7 Jan 2025
Olive watched the gag and says EDMYEMSG looked like a whole lot of fun.
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7 Jan 2025
Walked into the gym and this was on. It’s been one of my favorites since 8th grade or so. m.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfy0d…
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28 Dec 2024
Me: gonna hit the gym and be super consistent so I can wear that nice yellow dress to the derby this year! Also me: what if I had pasta and beer and pie for dinner. 🙄
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