Pretentious art hoe
Joined January 2010
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Sometimes I’m like are you sure??? Then I’ll see a sweaty dude coming home from a soccer game and I’m like :)))))
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Brazenly oogling at and objectifying men under the light of gods sun happy pride!!!!
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Jun 15
“I have some loose mints at the bottom of my tote bag if you want some”
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May 30
Girl. The ephemeral nature of beauty. Like. Are we? Do we become? Anyways I’ll have a double shot Moscow mule. Extra mule.
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May 26
Eventually, bottom bitch becomes the madame. And the madame is emotionally healed and a lil feral :)
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May 26
Oh, that’s right! I left my knives by the bed (safely cause I’m a child of god hello)
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May 26
At a certain point you’re 29 for 7 years then you’re 30 for like 12. Then 44. Then 52. Dead. 65. 78. 14. Bingo
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NOVEMBER retweeted
May 6
I DO get real gay off that tequila you’re so sweet to notice
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May 26
Does effort only exist if it seen? Where do all the invisible tries go? Are they lonely? Can I come over for gelato and blunt (singular)?
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May 16
Eartheater kinda gives daughter of Enya meets white negro spirituals and I’m into it hello
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May 14
Being a hot gay seems like too much work like thank god I’m funny looking
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May 14
Is there a non gay way to tell another man that he smells sexy as fuck? No?? Good :)
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