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3 Apr 2025
3 Apr 2025
Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins next to a ticker showing the Dow down 1,200 points: "We are really, really excited, and very grateful for President Trump's leadership."
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Well, this is crazy. USAID's office of inspector general is still apparently operational and just put out a report on the impact of staff reductions and foreign aid freeze.
it concludes $489 MILLION of food assistance was put at risk
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26 Dec 2024
I really hope they don’t cut the bit where Agamemnon dunks on the suitors in hell.
23 Dec 2024
Christopher Nolan’s next film ‘The Odyssey’ is a mythic action epic shot across the world using brand new IMAX film technology. The film brings Homer’s foundational saga to IMAX film screens for the first time and opens in theaters everywhere on July 17, 2026.
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30 Nov 2024
Me trying to find a jar of capers in the fridge.
29 Nov 2024
"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
- Carl Sagan
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8 Nov 2024
What if reporters started saying “I couldn’t find out” instead of “it’s not clear”
8 Nov 2024
Breaking News: President-elect Donald Trump put Elon Musk on the phone during a call with President Volodymyr Zelensky of Ukraine. It’s not clear what they discussed. nyti.ms/3Ckom3q
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27 Oct 2024
I upgraded to 4k on youtubetv and now I can read Gleyber Torres’ neck tattoo.
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26 Oct 2024
There’s always hope when you’re managing against Aaron Boone
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23 Oct 2024
Tl;dr they won the NL and AL pennants, respectively
A quick recap on how the @Dodgers and @Yankees landed themselves spots in the #WorldSeries ⬇️
(MLBStats x @GoogleCloud)
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8 Oct 2024
How can you expect to control the online rumor mill if you can't even control your staffer's reckless use of paragraph numbering?
incredible that a Republican member of Congress had to put this out edwards.house.gov/media/pres…
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24 Sep 2024
FBI raids government IT and cyber contractor Carahsoft buff.ly/3zDJzUQ
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23 Sep 2024
good morning Boston )) Its good to be back!
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20 Sep 2024
Are these flared tartan sweats the canonical McGruff pants?
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19 Sep 2024
the human canon is closed
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19 Sep 2024
A double-blast from the past from @NextgovFCW -- Former cyber reporter @Joseph_Marks_ reports on how the 2020 Iowa Caucus app failure still haunts the world of civic tech. nextgov.com/modernization/20…
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7 Sep 2024
If Kevin Durant could get one of one NFL team, who would it be?
"Cowboys, easily...It's probably like 75% people in Washington DC, in my group of people that are Cowboys fans. I just hate that they don't stay loyal to the crib."
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4 Sep 2024
I believe this is known as taking the piss
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23 Aug 2024
Thrift, Horatio, thrift!
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28 Aug 2024
do you think you are capable of love despite lying about reading The Power Broker?
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