trying to figure out life 🧐 adhd lgbt lmnop
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Can’t wait to see the @BlackMirror episode where they stop kids using social media and they all turn into serial killers
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This is a dark comedy bit, right?
Like if this is what you expect your child to do and your child wouldn’t know what to do, resulting in your death because… they don’t have TikTok
Then both you and your child are idiots?
Jun 15
What if a child is having dinner with their parent who is single mum and who has returned home from a long shift. Whilst enjoying their dinner the parent suddenly chokes. The child panics. They grab their iPhone 16 and open TikTok for assistance. But it’s blocked. What then?
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Jun 10
So @KemiBadenoch has said the Manchester bombings at Ariana Grande were because the lack of “racial profiling” allowed them “into the venue”
They weren’t even in the venue you absolute moron they were in a public space, but don’t let that get in the way of you making up shite
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May 31
I hate that this is how her own fans are making her feel after she just released an amazing new album
This response was so kind. Mine? Get a life you inconsiderate self absorbed shitheads 🖕
May 31
First of all I love that you love pretour . BUT I also really like that they are this secret deeper lore of how detour came to be that only the real ones know about right now . It makes it more special to listen to imo . I’m sorry it takes one extra click right now to listen to it but I’m getting really tired of this because it honestly doesn’t feel supportive anymore it feels like I’m being pressured and rushed and not trusted … can it just be cool that you can watch it on YouTube for now and that it’s our little secret that we love dearly ? I see the backhanded comments about me being stupid for not including it when I’m just trying to keep things special and protect the album that we worked so hard on perfecting and deeply cared and thought about . Can it just be cool that we have something just for us for now ?💔
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May 28
To promote Scary Movie they’ve made an app where you can tell Ghostface what to do and if you ask him to talk to AI he pours a bottle of water on the floor 😭🤣🤣
#ghostface #scarymovie #ai
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May 25
Imagine if we all just stopped talking about hypothetical what ifs about immigrints and trans people and just took life as it came and were nice to eachother
Yeah right fuckin dream on Thomas
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May 24
You’re born onto a planet you never asked to exist on…
and society immediately hits you with: “Okay, now go earn the right to eat, sleep, rest, and have shelter.”
Like… zoom out for a second.
We’re floating on a rock in infinite space and we created a game where you have to spend most of your life working just to not starve or freeze to death.
The whole concept is actually insane when you think about it.
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I really hate the “no person who works a full-time job should live in poverty” discourse. It should simply be that nobody deserves to live in poverty. We have to let go of the idea that we work in exchange for our worth. People are innately worthy and deserving of the basics.
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May 16
I don’t get how they made Piczo in 2003 but for some reason nobody seems capable of building anything like it as a social network in 2026
In the age of AI we need ugly human expression more than ever
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May 16
The Met told the BBC that the police operation at the racist parade today cost £4.5m
What a waste of money babysitting a gang of ghouls
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May 15
No more billionaires. None.
Once you hit $999 million, every extra cent goes to schools and health care.
You get a trophy that says: “I won capitalism.”
And we name a dog park after you.
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May 14
I honestly can’t bare the idea of being alive for the next 30 years if it’s going to stay the same or get worse 🤣
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May 12
I’m currently at the “have an anxiety attack every time a letter comes through the door with my name on it” stage
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May 11
We can just drive around
Listen to techhhhhhhhno
Listen to Eminemmmmm
Listen to Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiipknot
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May 11
We’re so lucky my extensive trauma didn’t turn me into a serial killer
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