The phoenix rising from the @earningspptdeck ashes. Always ready to dunk on the dorks. #EFT

Joined June 2024
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Has anyone in the history of the world gotten a getstreaming.tv to work in a hotel?

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For all my geo friends out there
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How much do we think this bullshit cost “Refreshed visual identity” 🤮
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Which outfit / footwear at Disney World is more ridiculous
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Sunshine. Howie Day album from 2000. Gentle breeze. Pina colada.
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The only thing sadder than eating a salad at your desk is eating a salad you brought from home at your desk
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“Ziploc bae” is a new favorite proofreading fail
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Can’t believe the grand prize on Supermarket Sweep was a whopping $5,000.
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Is White Lotus going to get better this season or nah?

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More mediocrity at IAH What a banner week for Houston flyers
New United Club Fly provides a quick respite for travelers at IAH bit.ly/435VFCF
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I just successfully “X”ed the rubber bands on my Invisalign and am so exhausted I may go straight to bed

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This is a joke, right? All that time and money and THIS is what it looks like?
24 Feb 2025
NOW OPEN! 🙌 Our brand-new Terminal E Ticketing Lobby is officially open. It features a modern, spacious design that makes the check-in experience faster, easier, and more comfortable. Take a look at the highlights and get a first glimpse inside!
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If I was president, this would be a Day 1 executive order for me If you didn’t graduate from medical school, I’m not calling you doctor
My favorite thing to do is refuse to call PHDs 'doctors' I didn't go to college and opted out of the credential system. Your degree doesn't mean anything to me. Cope and seethe, fake doctors.
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Earnings Deck retweeted
My favorite thing to do is refuse to call PHDs 'doctors' I didn't go to college and opted out of the credential system. Your degree doesn't mean anything to me. Cope and seethe, fake doctors.
15 Feb 2025
Reminder: You have to refer to RFK Jr. as Dr. Kennedy because he has a Juris Doctor law degree. This precedent was set during the last administration with Dr. Jill Biden, who has a Doctor of Education degree.
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Concorde, I wish I knew ya
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Notice anything interesting about the folks in the “transition and severance” box? Looks like cuts in the Chevron HR comms department are warranted #commsfail
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I suspected I saw my favorite FBoy Island contestant today IRL and this confirms it @EFTwife @_sem_yyc @Lyndsey5280
Shoutout Maria at the Houston untied lounge who helped me practice my Spanish for 30 min after she called my suit “muy guapo” Had to hit her with the “pero like donde esta la biblioteca”
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Why are the score graphics in this game so fucking awful? They’re actually fuzzy
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Introduced the kids to this deep cut over breakfast this morning @EFTwife
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Oh man @RiverOaksPrblms headed to Marfreless what will I encounter?
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No kidding lol
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