The phoenix rising from the @earningspptdeck ashes. Always ready to dunk on the dorks. #EFT
Joined June 2024
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2 Sep 2025
Has anyone in the history of the world gotten a getstreaming.tv to work in a hotel?
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4 Jun 2025
How much do we think this bullshit cost
“Refreshed visual identity” 🤮
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3 May 2025
Which outfit / footwear at Disney World is more ridiculous
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26 Apr 2025
Sunshine.
Howie Day album from 2000.
Gentle breeze.
Pina colada.
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4 Apr 2025
The only thing sadder than eating a salad at your desk is eating a salad you brought from home at your desk
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16 Mar 2025
Can’t believe the grand prize on Supermarket Sweep was a whopping $5,000.
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3 Mar 2025
Is White Lotus going to get better this season or nah?
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25 Feb 2025
More mediocrity at IAH
What a banner week for Houston flyers
25 Feb 2025
New United Club Fly provides a quick respite for travelers at IAH bit.ly/435VFCF
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25 Feb 2025
I just successfully “X”ed the rubber bands on my Invisalign and am so exhausted I may go straight to bed
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25 Feb 2025
This is a joke, right?
All that time and money and THIS is what it looks like?
24 Feb 2025
NOW OPEN! 🙌 Our brand-new Terminal E Ticketing Lobby is officially open. It features a modern, spacious design that makes the check-in experience faster, easier, and more comfortable.
Take a look at the highlights and get a first glimpse inside!
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15 Feb 2025
If I was president, this would be a Day 1 executive order for me
If you didn’t graduate from medical school, I’m not calling you doctor
15 Feb 2025
My favorite thing to do is refuse to call PHDs 'doctors'
I didn't go to college and opted out of the credential system. Your degree doesn't mean anything to me.
Cope and seethe, fake doctors.
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Earnings Deck retweeted
15 Feb 2025
My favorite thing to do is refuse to call PHDs 'doctors'
I didn't go to college and opted out of the credential system. Your degree doesn't mean anything to me.
Cope and seethe, fake doctors.
15 Feb 2025
Reminder: You have to refer to RFK Jr. as Dr. Kennedy because he has a Juris Doctor law degree.
This precedent was set during the last administration with Dr. Jill Biden, who has a Doctor of Education degree.
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14 Feb 2025
Notice anything interesting about the folks in the “transition and severance” box? Looks like cuts in the Chevron HR comms department are warranted #commsfail
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13 Feb 2025
I suspected I saw my favorite FBoy Island contestant today IRL and this confirms it
@EFTwife @_sem_yyc @Lyndsey5280
13 Feb 2025
Shoutout Maria at the Houston untied lounge who helped me practice my Spanish for 30 min after she called my suit “muy guapo”
Had to hit her with the “pero like donde esta la biblioteca”
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10 Feb 2025
Why are the score graphics in this game so fucking awful?
They’re actually fuzzy
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