Hi! I’m a saucy ex pizza boy and a wrestler, cartoonist, poet, learner, clown, singer and dancer; My opinions are mine; “Mature” themes; 18 (🔞) only, please.
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21 May 2025
So many of my problems are from drawing cartoons when I was supposed to be doing something else.
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Traveling makes me nervous, perhaps even irrationally so.
So I reckon I’ll say I love you all.
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Y’ever been so consistently nervous that you got heartburn from an antacid?
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“The indifferent rower feels just as fine with either oar.”
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So much of peacefully dealing with certain people is a matter of knowing when to express sadness instead of anger.
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There have been times when I’ll be all dazed and confused and start asking how I can go home. Some of those times, I’m where I live.
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My codependency is slowly killing me and seems to be making it harder for me to make the money that will be necessary for me to deal with the aforementioned codependency. I’m going to require much more money in order to create a healthy and adjustable distance.
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Normal isn’t necessarily boring and we shouldn’t discourage people from being normal.
Not being normal comes in many flavors and it usually sucks ass.
I’m not normal and I can barely function.
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For years now, doing anything. Is biting off more than I can chew, it seems.
I gotta hurry-up and get a frickin’ blender.
Or someone to chew for me.
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Or, better yet, I gotta learn to chew. Or cut things in to even smaller pieces.
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Got a trip coming up for job training and I’m quite nervous, but also too tired to get worked-up over it, and not quite organized enough to do any more than the minimum preparation.
It’s foremost a learning experience, I reckon.
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Would arranging for a wedding cake tasting be a feasible means of getting cake without paying?
Or are those only offered after paying a deposit?
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It’s crazy to me how many people had Twitter accounts at 11 and/ or 12 years of age. I can hardly imagine being that age and being able to say whatever dumbass thing came to mind in a semi-anonymous public forum.
Maybe I would be better acclimated to this weird-ass world by now.
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Furries get all worked-up when called cute, right?
How do they react to getting called ugly?
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“Why do I feel like such a bad person, all the time?”
“Because, despite some questionable decisions, you’re not one.”
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Your genitals won’t explode just from waiting until marriage to bang.
Genital explosion requires a dramatic pressure differential, which is unlikely to occur under circumstances that are normal for a normal human.
That said, I don’t expect anyone to believe in marriage anymore.
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January 1st, 2026 A.D.:
“Here’s another for Lunar New Year, 2026 A.D., a cartoon anthro pony stallion who’s exuberantly happily recently free from a relationship with an abusive cartoon anthro mare.
🎶MUSTANG DONG!🎶
🎶:
https://
youtu.be/xzScc1Tj8Ys “
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December 31st, 2025 A.D.:
“Cartoon anthro draft horse guy, eating a quart of iced cream, for the upcoming lunar new year:”
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December 31st, 2025 A.D.:
“Cartoon anthro horse woman for the upcoming lunar new year:”
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They sure make weights a pain in the ass to pick-up, don’t they?
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Anatomy, pose, and expression practice in the form of a sketch of a cursed cartoon anthro winged dog messenger, who’s charged with relaying painful information about which he can do nothing, through song, while not being allowed to die until he’s atoned for certain transgressions
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