Exceedingly Curious. Mildly Morbid. Lover Of Puns.
Joined July 2009
- Tweets 34,104
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3 Jan 2017
I am certain that I have read many times more words than I have ever spoken, and I am o.k. with that. #ReadersUnite
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10 Aug 2024
Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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10 Aug 2024
Do you see this slice of cake?! It's HUGE! Key lime cake! Two of us were eating, and we still have leftovers. Excellent cake though!
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31 Jul 2024
Someday, I hope to have the confidence of people who wear white pants (or shirts, for that matter).
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Dawn retweeted
31 Jul 2024
No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you'll find
You get what you need
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28 Jul 2024
Glad he'll be out of office soon.
28 Jul 2024
Chris Sununu, shilling for Trump, bids adieu to his last shred of dignity.
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Dawn retweeted
28 Jul 2024
If he had purchased Coca-Cola & rebranded it "Plorba-Griznik", everyone would still call it Coke.
It's Twitter, plain & simple. We tweet, we don't X-crete.
The End
26 Jul 2024
Now that itβs officially been a year, which do you prefer
Twitter or π?
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Dawn retweeted
I think that goes for everyone on Twitter lol
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28 Jul 2024
May cause palpitations, weakness in knees, and excessive drooling. #IfPeopleHadWarningLabels
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