s-tier shrimpposter & protocol growoooor | i farm clownfish and impressions for brands
Joined November 2021
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“Threadoor you don’t write threads anymore”
🧵👇 (the finale)
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Every fish tank goes through an ugly stage as bacteria cycles and algae blooms
Give it 2-3 weeks, or add some beneficial bacteria to speed up the process 👍
Jun 13
Algae Resurfaces Just Days After Trump's $14 Million Reflecting Pool Renovation — POLITICO
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Jun 11
Riot outside my hotel was NOT on my bingo card
Thanks knicks
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Every sales and marketing tool now promises AI will improve your results
but they don't tell you how it will cost thousands of dollars and hours of time to onboard
We built a system with @OpenAI for the part everyone hides: onboarding
And today we're giving it away for free
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Jun 8
Build in person
Is short the fuck out of ANY remote company
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Jun 10
Central Park vibes w/ the boys
Jun 9
Knicks watch party in Bryant Park from The Empire State Building
Crazy to see in person
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Jun 9
Minerva is one of the cooler startups ive seen recently that's using AI to augment businesses existing processes
there's a lot of opportunity right now for fast movers to adopt these new tools & outcompete competitors who don't innovate
AI can now read your customers' minds.
We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this.
Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:
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AI can now read your customers' minds.
We raised a $20M Series A lead by 8VC & Lingotto to build this.
Introducing Minerva, built in collaboration with OpenAI:
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Jun 9
Over $1B in cap tables wiped out
Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.
Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.
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Jun 8
My company spent $15k renting this restaurant
It’s really nice in here tbh
Jokes on them, I eat like this every night
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Jun 8
I spent 50k flying my remote team to NYC
In person team training: HIGH ROI
LFG.
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Your company is pre-revenue
Our company spent 15k renting out a restaurant
We’re the company they tell you not to worry about
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Jun 7
Everyone on the company trip is out partying at 3am
@threadoor and i are analyzing MrBeast video structure
We are not the same
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Jun 4
Googling your own pictures is insane aura
Jun 4
Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.
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