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threeboy @threeboy

Tweets DO NOT reflect the views of my employer Big Butts Inc. Make shit everyday. Creator of @truenuff

Joined May 2008
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threeboy@threeboy
Jan 6
I don't know how but this place is continually getting xhittier - follow me elsewhere (if you want): BSKY: bsky.app/profile/threeboy.bs… INSTA: instagram.com/threeboy THREADS: threads.com/@threeboy --- MY WEBCOMIC: truenuff.com MY BLOG: threeboy.com
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Prophecies are just spoilers.
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Just renewed my “Last Aid” certification (how to dispose bodies).
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Forced Update 5 of 6: OUTATIME truenuff.com/comic/outatime/ #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #funny #lol #humor #comedy #comicstrip #comicseries
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Why do we PARK on a DRIVEWAY but I DROVE over my neighbor’s dog?
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The guy who invented the Nobel Prize should’ve gotten a Nobel Prize for prizes.
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Paper is tree jerky.
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The inventor of plastic: What if cheese was permanent.
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If dragons love gold why don’t they just rob banks?
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If robots are taking over why are they starting with customer service?
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In Japan the bible starts with Mega Drive.
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Japan during World War 2 = Crazy Reich Asians
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When you hear bones breaking in a TV show or movie what you’re actually hearing is a foley artist in a sound studio breaking their own bones.
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Buddhist kid: I want nothing. Buddhist parent: We have nothing at home!
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They put chemicals in pools that change the color of the water if you go to the bathroom and I didn’t believe it until I took a shit and the water turned brown.
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I read 49% of Malcom Gladwell’s book “The Tipping Point” and stopped.
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TrueNuff | Forced Update 4 of 6 | Information Overboard truenuff.com/comic/informati… #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #funny #lol #humor #comedy #comicstrip #comicseries
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Installed a duel-flush toilet, and now I have to fight someone every time I take a shit.
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Shout out to vocal cords!
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Wiping my butt with a Ouija board, and it feels like a ghost is doing it.
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Making sure I raise my daughter with a backbone. I forbid her to leave the house with an exoskeleton. This house is for vertebrates ONLY. My habitat MY rules.
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