Success hates to see me cumming. so does my 14 failed marriages. I piss excellence and it burns. power and domination at any metaphysical plain.
Joined November 2025
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Just got my named expunged from the Epstein files, thank god! Did some despicable shit on that island and cant have my pickle ball doubles partner seeing that shit. #M1グランプリ2025
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Just got lubed up and FUCKED on blackjack. Have to pull a 2nd mortgage on my house and go back to my bitch wife and beat some change out of her. Great!! #fuckmychungislife
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Get after it big Mike!!! Once I’m all healed up I’m getting a one way ticket to fuck town!! Population me and you!!!
7 Dec 2025
Girlfriend tryouts tm. Bring a paystub & wear your best tights. SHOW THAT KNUCKLE #busitdownonthow
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7 Dec 2025
Girlfriend tryouts tm. Bring a paystub & wear your best tights. SHOW THAT KNUCKLE #busitdownonthow
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Just got circumcised!!! #itookthetopoffthemaybach
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I am standing with you Large and in charge T-TP!!! I will not let another second go bye without recognizing the clear hooliganism that is happening here on twitter!🐥
Don’t see my month up here! Silly guy left a month out. Goober.
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Using drugs and alcohol to convince
Self my kids don’t need to go to college. Seems pretty clear and cut to me. Fuck them kids bro!! I know @SphincterTrix knows a thing or two about this.
30 Nov 2025
Gambling with my kids college savings
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Apple, pair, orange. I could keep going. Two easy !
L-dawg, what you think ? @SphincterTrix
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28 Nov 2025
Drugs, alcohol, and gambling? I’m confused
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Don’t see my month up here! Silly guy left a month out. Goober.
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This makes my job harder. Woman suck
This. This is what the world needs. Saving energy and making women feel safe!
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Exactly ! Pure dominance in every metaphysical realm. Can’t wait to fuck you soon! Delete message. No stop listening. Delete fuck you soon and put see. No stop saying what I’m saying. Siri stop. Fuck me. No don’t fuck me. Fuck!
The way you think is so brobdingnagian in comparison to the rest of the CEO’s that you used to have their position but let them have it because they were biologically related to you via your 14 going in 15 failed marriages!!!!
Perspicacity!
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Well they’ve never seen Brandon Ingram’s meat flute. Gosh the hog on that guy is crazy!
Me and @JohnCrangleCPA know a thing or two about girth.
25 Nov 2025
IT DOESN'T GET MUCH BIGGER THAN THIS 😮💨
Stream #SurvivorSeries: WarGames this Saturday on the ESPN App 🍿
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Tell that cracker givin me sum tin to worry bout man!!
So hurt to find this information out. Thanks L-sphinc. Have a boss CEO day !
I was today years old when I found out Bob Marley wasn’t black 😆
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I was today years old when I found out Bob Marley wasn’t black 😆
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Doing my best everyday. I wouldn’t go as far to say that woman’s rights are important, being that they can’t make my rose toy charge, but maybe instead they can just make me a good ol fanish sammich.
We all have a past. Proud of you T-Phock for being retrospective and understanding that power conservation and women’s rights are vitally important to this country!
Atta boy, lyrheratrix! Proud of your conservation efforts. Used a magnifying glass instead of a toaster this morning for my toast. Felt amazing! Remember when I was CEO of power and wish I knew the harm I was causing by leaving my 159 rose toys buzzing at all hours of the day.
How im sleeping 2nite knowing i conserved so much power with me 2ft by foot and a half solar panel on my investment RV property!
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Just figured out what twitter is! Where are all my energy conservers at?!
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Anyone in the tech world able to make me my own “Jarvis” called “motherphocker” and instead of being a genius it just bitches at me and grabs beer from the frige?? Love the Ironman series!!
Remember when I was CEO of marvel. Good times!!! #ifuckingownitall
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That’s exactly right!! Remember when you gave me the “pump”-ernickel!! That was your go to move. The CEO is missing your BDE!! #pumpernickalmorefuckernickal
25 Nov 2025
Tip touching for the win! #EpsteinEnergy
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