Running #contentmarketing @akasahealth | #ENFJ | NYC ➡️ VA | Tweets = #content 💻 and things that make me happy 😀

Joined May 2009
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How many university English departments are currently changing their names to the Tortured Poet’s Department?
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When you ask your husband to bring you “A” bottle of water. But he knows you too well.
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Makes my momma heart proud. She wants to wear pretty dresses AND wield a sword. The future is yours, kid. ❤️
The princess has selected her sword
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My 5yo has eaten at least two cheese sticks a day for most of her life. Today she informed me she doesn’t like cheese sticks. If that doesn’t sum up #parenting, I don’t know what does. 🤦‍♀️
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Welcome to education @chrishemsworth! This post is the hit of all the local moms groups.
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My dad (Donald) is celebrating his 75th birthday today. He has just informed me his new nickname is Donny Three Quarters. #Dadjokes don’t get any better with age. And apparently my father is joining the mob.
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To provide a cleaner and more consistent search experience, we're changing how some rich results types are shown in Google's search results, and reducing the visibility of FAQ and HowTo rich results. Find out more: developers.google.com/search…
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Shocked this place is still around #MyTwitterAnniversary
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I cheated: I married a history professor. The story of America is pretty incredible. It deserves to be studied. The good and the bad.
Can you pass an eighth-grade history test? Here’s one question from the exam given by the federal government: Which of the following is a right guaranteed by the Bill of Rights of the United States Constitution?
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There's a Google Analytics countdown-to-self-destruct clock. Gettin' real.
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All #contentmarketing folks come July 2... Exec: How's the blog doing? Content team: Let me see 🔮
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Do we REALLY need accuracy from our technology? 🤔 Yes. nytimes.com/2023/05/01/busin…
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Listening to a great @CMIContent webinar about demand gen in the current economy. @BrennerMichael's take on all the AI craziness right now = a lot of noise. It's a tool. It will help. But it's not a content program.
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With all the layoffs right now, one question keeps popping up in the content/marketing chat communities: What are you using to create digital portfolios? How are you showcasing your great blogs, social posts, landing pages, emails, campaigns, etc.?
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Thanks @Grammarly! That was the boost I needed on a Monday. Not just productive...EPICALLY productive. They nail email subject lines.
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There's no delicate way to crunch on Cheez-Its during Zoom meetings. Oh well. #SorryNotSorry
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Someone, somewhere wrote this. DO BETTER. Apparently, it's from an external fundraising partner from 2018. No excuses.
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Made my 5yo a PBJ for lunch yesterday. Today she wanted another one (PreK eating habits are fun), but with only a little jam. Apparently I add too much. “Try your best, mommy.” Thanks, kid. 🤦‍♀️
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Google is killing my productivity this week. Changing all the UI in drive, docs, etc. is hurting my eyes.
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We’re well into Q1 now. How are those 2023 corporate/team/personal goals going? Still attainable or have they gone the way of New Year’s resolutions?

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