it’s not the size of the dog it’s the fight of the dog
Joined June 2018
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Jun 13
5 unfinished I have to finish them … none of them are remotely mine
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May 13
How tf does E get so much ass in Entourage. I need a Vinny Chase in my life
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May 3
Stats so far today: 2 jerks, 1 shit, whole lotta edging, half a glizzy and 3 billion dollar ideas #sexotheque
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Apr 18
I draw the line at jerking off w my dog in my presence. #reallythatswhereudrawthekine
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Apr 18
O I wish I could voice memo this. But if Bron is hitting all playoffs I will kill my boy riccs firstborn
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Apr 17
The second I get off work I’m gonna blast lifestyle so hard and then get curved by a big bitch tn #Panamá
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Apr 4
My life was going great until I met this one fucker who’s really into entourage #badkidgoodguy
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Mar 8
I don’t think normal people go to bed breathing as hard as I do #cheddarc#ithinkilikeqhenirrains
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Feb 21
Random memory of the day : a year ago at school this girl gave me a wet willy and then took my drink. I immediately was fully erect and stayed that way for our full 5 minute conversation #hardon
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Jan 22
Everyone dialed into work and I’m gooning to the hr lady who emailed me. #astudentsworkforcstudents
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