Ask Google what Crash Davis believes in. That about sums me up. And I am unapologetically pro-bacon.
Joined April 2011
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Apr 15
Apropos of nothing the new motto I live by is Somebody's Gotta Eat That Bacon
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6 Nov 2024
Yes.
5 Nov 2024
If Trump gets elected, does that make the US the most stupid country to have ever existed?
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5 Nov 2024
BREAKING: As voters cast their ballots today, the polls remain tighter than Your Mom
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5 Nov 2024
Seems a good day to put out there that they should have made Election Day a national holiday a long time ago.
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31 Oct 2024
"How do you have patience for people who claim they love America but clearly can't stand Americans?"
--The American President (1995)
As per usual Sorkin was ahead of his time.
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21 Oct 2024
I've been talked into doing this again before Election Day, so here we go....
I will donate to @KamalaHarris and downballot Democrats $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow.
(84,726 followers at the start)
P.S. I will cut you folks off eventually... and I will do my best to follow back. 😎
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
19 Oct 2024
Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
19 Oct 2024
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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16 Oct 2024
Thank God I can finally see the psychotic rants of the @therealroseanne timeline, but not engage
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28 Sep 2024
Me to my daughter when I tell her to plug in her iPad and she ignores me
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
20 Sep 2024
BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
19 Sep 2024
“Heysha come get your children!”
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. 🤣
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
12 Sep 2024
Holy sh*t, never realized how much Freebird needed bagpipes
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
12 Sep 2024
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Tim Altepeter retweeted
9 Sep 2024
It's called the 'perineum'
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8 Sep 2024
Deep fried oreos, people. It is a thing. And it is where it's at.
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