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Jun 14
“why would he make such a vast universe, yet save it only for us?”
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Jun 13
Los vecinos durante el partido
🚨🌎 Un Paraguayo que vive en Europa dejó un mensaje en el ascensor de su edificio:
“SOY PARAGUAYO y Volvimos al Mundial después de 16 años. Si escuchan un grito de “¡GOOOOOL!” de madrugada, soy yo o CUALQUIER PARAGUAYO”. 🇵🇾⚽
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Jun 12
Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time
THAT WAS THE BEST FOOD IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE OMG 😭😭😭
VAMOSSS CHICHARRONNN! 😍
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Jun 12
I'm crying Olivia's new album literally sounds like this
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Estoy llorando con esto JAJAJAJAJAJA
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I mean 90 Base Power move with STAB that's 100% accurate sign me up
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May 28
Estoy tirado en el piso llorando de la risa. Lo drogado que tenés que estar para que se te ocurra hacer eso.
Estrategia 100% efectiva eh, el desconcierto de los otros perros es increíble.
HOMBRE FUE RODEADO Y ATACADO POR UNA JAURÍA 😱
📍Un episodio quedó registrado cuando varios perros atacaron a un hombre que, según versiones, sería una persona en situación de adicción.
En medio de la desesperación, reaccionó sujetando a uno de los perros y luego lo arrojó.
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May 28
I think about this lady’s best friend all the time. She was NOT playing about her friend. Knew her schedule, the meds she takes and at what time, and that shit was off IMMEDIATELY! May we all have a friend like her a be a friend like her
May 26
Just a daily reminder that convicted serial killer Chris Watts was AGAINST abortion, but killed his unborn son, wife and 2 living daughters.
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May 23
please serve at my funeral, it's what I would have wanted
Kylie Minogue at the funeral of her close friend, and former lover, Michael Hutchence.
(November 27th, 1997)
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May 22
that fleabag episode
Kylie Minogue at the funeral of her close friend, and former lover, Michael Hutchence.
(November 27th, 1997)
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May 22
And most web devs don’t either. It pisses me off when Passkeys are used either as 2FA and/or in addition to keeping a traditional username/password WHICH DEFEATS THE ENTIRE POINT.
May 21
Passkeys just showed up one day and the general public has absolutely no clue what they are nor how they work.
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Dog eating cereal story
May 20
Growing up I had a dog that said a sentence to me in English seconds before (or maybe during) an aneurism, which killed him. After a decade of bad/failed coping I had a hypnotherapist remove that sentence from my memory, but I could never remove the look in his eyes as he spoke.
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May 21
Passkeys just showed up one day and the general public has absolutely no clue what they are nor how they work.
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May 21
No puedo creer que desperté porque en mi sueño me acordé que fui al cajero y no me acordaba si saqué la tarjeta o no , literal tuve que ir a mi coche a las 2am a ver si estuve pendejo o no.
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Canal INFINITO 📺 (1994)
ALT Canal INFINITO 📺 (1994)
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May 19
Las nombres de las bandas del corona siempre se sientes así
🚨Con ustedes: El Lineup del Corona Capital 2026…
¿Qué opinan? ¿Les gustó? 👀
@CoronaCapital #coronacapital #gorillaz @ocesa_total @Corona_MX
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