just a little phantom creature in the corner trying to figure things out ● autistic ● 34 ● she/they 👁
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"is the phantom of the opera a bard or a rogue" thread locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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going to visit friends in southern california next month….. i need sluttier summer shirts
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my favorite game when im checking in board games at the library is to take a bunch of cards facedown and make my coworkers choose one. today i was doing Finspan and i was like "ok linda pick a card to find out what fish you are" and she picked the White Suckerfish. obliterated
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about 3/4 of the way through all time english classic Middlemarch rn and it’s making me scream……what if u were kind of broke and had to swallow ur pride and learn to make drastic economies in ur household management (already hard enough) but were married to a fuckin demon who-
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this is the most unromantic book of all time so far i am constantly banging on the glass screaming either DO NOT GET MARRIED (but they can’t hear me) or in one case YOU ARE CHOOSING REPUTATION OVER HAPPINESS PLEASE JUST FUCKING GET MARRIED (but i don’t think they will)
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i am Not saying that dorothea should have married lydgate (the doctor with money troubles) but my god they would have been so Functional together
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there’s a sweater i want with all my heart and soul but god i do quail at the prospect of knitting an entire sweater in fingering-weight yarn on size 2 or 3 needles
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(Lav for context this means “very thin/small so it will take a very long time”)
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it's a few days before the summer solstice and im already kind of dreaming of autumn. how do i fix this and live in the moment better. besides the obvious (gorging on summer fruits)
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i need a doctor’s note saying i get to drop everything at work and stare out the window indefinitely whenever it starts raining hard
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today i ate a peach that was so damn juicy i felt like a vampire biting someone's neck. i was sealing my lips around that thang to keep the liquid from spilling. i was hitting peach arteries
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PLEASE look at the incredible fantasy castle from the (otherwise live-action) rumpelstiltskin episode of shelley duvall's faerie tale theatre
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i’ve BEEN doing better on my self-image & relationship security issues but i just found a tiny bday card i’d somehow overlooked attached to a lil gift from my friend jessica a couple weeks ago & the writing inside was incredibly kind & sweet & thoughtful & i literally-
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-found myself thinking “why is she being so nice to me lately??? did i do something wrong???”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social retweeted
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can you blame a girl for picking the first guy
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made my gynecologist laugh the other day by using the phrase “waiting for the sweet release of menopause”
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🪩 ruby 🪩 @timeforwizards.bsky.social retweeted
May 26
the horrible man in the attic...
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u ever type out a post beginning with "not to be an ocd haver but" and 3/4s through u look at it and go "this is maybe too ocd. im gonna save this thought and just say it to my fellow ocd haver when i see her next"
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