Husband to @kdrkrepp. Father to (redacted) and Other. Couldn't give less of a shit about fewer/less. Admittedly flippant. Google the rest.
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31 Mar 2021
Aaaassnnnnd....I’m out. Drop me a line at Tim.Krepp@gmail.com if you need anything.
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19 Nov 2022
Why is this thing not dying already? I can’t wait here forever.
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18 Nov 2022
Promises promises
18 Nov 2022
The prospect of abrupt and sudden destruction—through mistake or panic or anger—hangs over us at all times, so long as the weapons and the means to use them exist, @AthertonKD writes. on.theatln.tc/VnAdl7v
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18 Nov 2022
See? You people don’t even need me here!
18 Nov 2022
I’m in Annapolis and literally everything is Navy.
And therefore I’m forced to remind everyone that the Sea is Bad, actually, and always trying to kill you.
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18 Nov 2022
Ok, fine, if this isn’t going to collapse I’m going back to doing what I was doing.
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18 Nov 2022
I’d tell you but, well, you know. You probably wouldn’t understand. It’s super complicated. I tried explaining but you just missed it. It’s from Canada.
18 Nov 2022
We’re down to the shit Halloween candy leftovers AND this hell sure is still here. TGIF my ass.
18 Nov 2022
It’s almost lunchtime. I can’t do this all day. Something…happen. Please.
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18 Nov 2022
Notbutseriously someone do something. Someone not @BenHarris_1 that is. I’ve had enough drama out of him this year.
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18 Nov 2022
My understanding is that we can say whatever we want here now and no longer have to hold back. Plus it’ll all come crashing down by lunch and there will be no record. So here goes:
Poop. Fart. Balls.
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18 Nov 2022
Obviously. I mean, we’re built on a swamp
18 Nov 2022
Expect mosquitoes.
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18 Nov 2022
So what…we just sit here and wait? Will there be any fires or explosions or locusts?
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18 Nov 2022
Hey folks! Sorry, been enjoying my twitter break. Any big changes since I left?
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18 Nov 2022
What’s new with me you ask? Some ups, some downs. Life has been good, could be better. Started a new job. Prob won’t make me rich but won’t lose me $44b either. Pros and cons.
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18 Nov 2022
I literally can’t have been any clearer about this. So glad my message is finally getting across.
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