Tim Lamphier
Joined May 2013
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10 Nov 2024
Uninstalling twitter yall, i encourage you to do the same
Maybe reddit is where we should go?
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4 May 2024
Boeing whistleblower - delicious cookie 🤤
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18 Apr 2024
Tyson v Paul true and real
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Tim Lamphier retweeted
11 Apr 2024
Can’t stream today because too into this Godzilla x Kong situation @dollarbillstern @timlamphier
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8 Apr 2024
Now that the eclipse is over they're saying it's safe to look at the sun with your bare eyes again.
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2 Apr 2024
This is bs, I had no idea
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31 Mar 2024
Getting anxious about the possibility of being April Fooled soon. Not good.
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28 Mar 2024
This is real
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Tim Lamphier retweeted
27 Mar 2024
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12 Mar 2024
I wish Martin Scorsese would just sit me down and show me the true meaning of cinema with his tongue
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10 Feb 2024
Crafty shifty GF just tricked me into saluting In-n-out headquarters
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Tim Lamphier retweeted
3 Feb 2024
real convo i had with a recruiter (want to add ive talked to really kind recruiters too this was just an lol one)
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10 Jan 2024
Trying to end the conversation man help
9 Jan 2024
When you can't escape a conversation... do what Tim did here... Run.
#comedy #sketch #Boundaries
@timlamphier
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7 Jan 2024
You worked hard on your new year's resolution all week. Let Saturday be bad.
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14 Dec 2023
The Oregon Trail remake is only $29.99 for Nintendo Switch. Wow, what a deal!
-a moron
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3 Dec 2023
Setting realistic goals for myself in 2024 like racing the Iditarod, becoming pure Xenon gas, and getting corndogged by Mario (comes up behind me and knees me in the b*tthole).
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