Music & Art • Apple Enthusiast • Tech • Fluent in sarcasm
Joined August 2020
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21 Dec 2025
I’ve never missed a flight in my life because I don’t have money for a second ticket.
21 Dec 2025
Missed my flight this morning. Now I must sit at the airport for 5 hours waiting for another flight. 💔
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Apr 5
This is a whole work shift spent on a phone screen 😳🤔. From now on that time will be used for productivity. It’s been great ✌️
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Apr 4
AI writes well because people have been writing well for so long.
AI tools are trained on actual writings by real people. To now assume every good piece of writing is enabled by AI is so unfair to those who have crafted the art well before AI.
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Seven former Tongaat Hulett executives charged with fraud amounting to R3.5 billion made their first appearance in the Durban High Court on Thursday.
🇿🇦WATCH: Thirty-three suspects, including nine government officials, 14 service providers and several private individuals, enter the Nelspruit Magistrates' Court. The matter relates to a fraud, corruption and money laundering scheme that allegedly siphoned more than R100 million from the Mpumalanga Department of Education‼️
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Apr 4
They also gave them some slaps 👋 for motivation 😭😭
Apr 4
They caught two boys who stole a phone at a campus event and made them dance on stage 😭💀
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They caught two boys who stole a phone at a campus event and made them dance on stage 😭💀
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Apr 4
Designing your stage & lighting in such a way that when fans pull their phones out to record, it gives the illusion you are on top of the world BUT they are the stars & universe you exist in…
is insane creativity. 🔥
Apr 4
Ye - All Of The Lights
Actually mindblowing performance especially the last verse x.com/media_marc75899/status…
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Apr 4
Bafazi, what if kuno muntu esiswini sakho?
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Apr 4
Out of all the kitchen utensils
Judas chose to be tray
Get it? 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
Omg I’m soooo funnnyyyyy 😂😂😂😭😭😂
😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😂
Apr 4
Guyyyssss I have a joke
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Cleavage shows that unobu bele 🥺
Apr 4
Maybe I’m strict, but cleavage at church? No 😭😭
Please no
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Apr 3
Finally found a use of my old TV 😂
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I’m considering not renewing my blue check. Maybe something will reset and actually improve my visibility, because this clearly isn’t working.
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Apr 4
My kids have no business knowing Musa Khawula
If you were to tell a short story to your kids about Musa Khawula, what would you say?
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Done cooking and we are ready for food 💃🏾💃🏾
Throats 🥂🥂
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Apr 4
vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick
p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system
real eyes realize real lies
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You ever check your bank account and suddenly remember you have hobbies you don’t need?
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