Joined May 2024
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Posted more pics in bio cuz i was feeling kind
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saw a guy in a suit running so i screamed β€œgoo superman!!” And while out of breath he goes β€œim gonna get fiiiired!!!”
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i had nasty sex while i had a jesus necklace on im going to hell
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when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten:
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Grown men admitting they wont play a game with an unattractive character is so embarrassing u r like 40 u r at the end of the road u need to start thinking about ur 401K
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do you look like your icon?
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Being a man is a humiliation ritual. Some delivery guy was waving at me, i looked at him and walked away and another guy laughed real loudly at him smh. The city is unforgiving
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when you call someone and they don’t answer
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im going to shove my feet in ur mouth while i say this
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When you're done crying and you look at yourself in the mirror:
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They got the Temu version of our childhood hero😭
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im going to shove my feet in ur mouth while i say this
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Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM
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How are grown men complaining about this? I was like 13 not caring im playing a muscular bald god
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