i’m normal
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23 Jun 2024
house sitting and their cat does not fuck with me or my vibe whatsoever
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RT @dollisheart: In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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You, I want to take care of you.
Franz Kafka, June 10, 1913.
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this is so genuinely saddening man. when ai first got “good”, the first thing everyone did was sell bootlegged childrens books on amazon. now it’s ai colouring pages, ai childrens games… we have such little respect for children we’ve turned their learning to slopfests
May 26
i heard my daughter say “i can’t do this connect the dots!” and i thought huh that’s weird they’re usually no problem for her… then i looked and it’s this AI mess 😭😭😭
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19 Aug 2022
When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!
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May 27
on a first date with someone we were taking a long drive and he pressed shuffle on a playlist and the first song was road head
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May 26
many are mad at me for saying a heads up is nice. did i say it should be government mandated? let us all join hands in peace
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May 26
addendum: unless your roommate is evil then yeah take everything and say nothing. take the toilet paper
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May 26
asked my new professor what format she prefers and she said “i would like the preferred format. thanks” ok. yay ❤️
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May 20
Community note
There is no record of Sylvia Plath ever saying this.
knowyourmeme.com/editorials/gui…
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May 19
what if we cooked and ate this guy
May 18
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
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May 17
it's fun how saying cute in spinach is "Linda." that's my mom's friedn
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May 17
Kinda hate the way everyone talks about everything
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May 17
kristen stewart i’m free on thursday
Kristen Stewart wants to direct another movie by the end of the year "and put it on f---ing YouTube."
"Whatever money we make from that will be what I spend on my next one and there will be a trickle-down effect. I just don’t want to talk to these bros anymore ... I love Hollywood, I love big movies, [but] I don’t think I’d be very good at making them. I want to make weird s---. And I’m fully OK doing that in a kind of insulated, bizarre way. But I don’t want to do the thing where I wait five years for someone to give me $1 million to make something. I’m going to make it f---ing tomorrow." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHhm4
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May 16
ed edd and eddy has been off the air for some time now
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May 16
adults didn’t really know what to do with me as a child because i didn’t talk and didn’t want to play with kids or adults and just kinda wanted to Observe and now adults don’t really know what to do with me as an adult because i just kinda want to Observe
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