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Apr 6
Me telling someone how smart my dog is 40 seconds after I saw him lick bird shit
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Mar 11
RT @cowlesbian: ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order…
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Mar 8
If you guys are a fan of nooks yall should definitely check out crannies
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10 Dec 2025
My favorite musician is the monkey in the vest that plays the cymbal in my head
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5 Dec 2025
i dont wanna be too controversial but when it comes to mean celebrity interviews, Jiminy Glick is better than Between Two Ferns
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12 Nov 2025
MONTREAL 📢📢📢
Just in time for the holidays 💃💃💃 Check out drlem.co for details about our private parties & team-building workshops and let’s plan something fun! 🩺✅
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6 Nov 2025
MY FIRST ART EXHIBIT (A near disaster and lots of lessons learned)
youtu.be/rvvyMwVJCCU
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27 Oct 2025
I wanna hear about your convo with ai even less than I wanna hear about your dream
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24 Oct 2025
The ad for Oral B’s new toothbrush says it’s “dentist-inspired”? Tf is that? “We’re not dentists but we did consider what a dentist would do”
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17 Oct 2025
As someone who produced the most popular cooking show on YouTube, here’s a pro tip…
you don’t eat the bay leaf
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8 Oct 2025
Ben Stein rly made a show about how he’s smarter than everyone. He even put his own money on the line.
Fuck that’s gangster.
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23 Sep 2025
A TRIBUTE TO RELAXATION!
Watch the full Puff & Paint 🎨 💨 here: youtube.com/watch?v=phVRnKyE…
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21 Sep 2025
The Bad Paint Party made the news! Thnx @CBCNews
cbc.ca/player/play/video/9.6…
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