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ORSINOV: Is it Elias? Helloooooo!
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ALEX: Look at Tim’s support network. Or… lack thereof.
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JONNY: All the oxygen leaves the room and you all start to feel dizzy. ALEX: Eh, you get used to it.
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TIM: /What/ are you talking about?
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ARCHIVIST: Yes, I know what a meme is.
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ARCHIVIST: Like colours, but if colours hated me.
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ARCHIVIST: (to the Admiral) The world ends, and you do just fine.
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(WET, MEATY LAUGH)
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SALESA: I assumed the thread holding her head together was due to a childhood knitting accident.
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ARCHIVIST: Tim is involved both with one of the young ladies there, as well as the gentleman who manages the other shift.
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ARCHIVIST: If they are feeling very confident, they may lean down and stretch a curious tongue.
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MARTIN: Screw it.
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TIM: Are you worried we're going to get sued over the Happy Birthday song? MARTIN: Well, I am /now!/
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ALEX: I’m going to jump into the next- JONNY: (Softly) Q&A 2: Q&A Harder. ALEX: (HOPELESS SOUND) JONNY: (More softly) This one’s at an airport, but it’s basically the same thing. ALEX: This question is from-
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DAISY: (to Elias) You weird little freak.
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DYLAN: Attack a clown.
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ELIAS: I’ve always thought a man’s eating habits were his own private business. BASIRA: Mmhmm. (NOISES OF ELIAS CHOKING)
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ARCHIVIST: I tried to come back earlier, but Martin wouldn’t hear of it - nearly threw me out of the Archive. Is he hiding something?
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YURI: A mouth cannot function if it’s located anywhere other than the face.
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MARTIN: If one world still matters in an infinite spread of dimensions, then one person does, too.
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