gay & stupid & loving life (he/him)
Joined September 2012
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12 Jan 2019
just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated
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13 May 2011
I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!
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Apr 2
Life hack: if you get stuck on the Q train for TWO HOURS UNDERGROUND your work day will be shorter!
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Feb 23
Just pulled up one of my playlists from 2021 and turns out i was not even trying to have a good day at any point
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25 Dec 2025
6 months on T Christmas selfie vs 4.5 years on T Christmas selfie
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23 Sep 2025
23 Sep 2025
Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories.
Fat Bear Week is here.
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9 Sep 2025
I should be able to tell my boss that I need to WFH because if I don’t do the laundry today then things are about to get really bleak
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2 Aug 2025
Okay now that I have a real mustache I can admit that my one year on T mustache was pretty embarrassing
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19 Jun 2025
Btw you can have top surgery and then just lock the fuck in
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19 Jun 2025
It’s only like 4 months so obviously not a huge difference but I am putting the work in lol
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19 Apr 2025
Between Good Friday and Easter Sunday is this day called “Crazy Saturday” where nobody knows what tf Jesus is up to
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15 Apr 2025
Office snacks are hilarious it’s like “would a babybell cheese prevent you from killing yourself or quitting” and the answer is like okay sure fine
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17 Apr 2025
People quote retweeting saying this is Severance coded like yeah babes working corporate is severance coded that’s almost exactly the whole thing
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17 Apr 2025
Btw the post op lock in had commenced if anyone was wondering
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