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How can you invite a girl from Abuja to Lagos, you paid for her flight and every logistics.
She got to Lagos, and on the first night, she said she wanted to go say hi to a friend.
Anyways, Bayo just came back from US for just 2 weeks holiday, he lodged at an apartment in Lekki
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Number 8 for Haiti, Martin Experience.
He’s decent, plays for Nancy in the French second tier.
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His name is Edmilson Junior. A Brazilian playing for the Qatar National Team😅
He was born in Belgium while his father was playing professional football there.
He moved to play for Al-Duhail SC in Qatar in 2018. He qualified for residency after 6 years and naturalised as a Qatari citizen.
This is how he was eligible to play for Qatar National Team.
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Qatar has lost a golden chance.
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I remember when Klopp gave this Gannon-Doak boy his debut.
What’s happened over the years?
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John McGinn get in.
First player to score for Scotland in a World Cup since ‘98.
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I blame Isidor for that goal Haiti conceded. It was after that run of play. Just stay on your feet.
Isidor, you fucking play in the premier league.
Just stay on your feet and play. He’s just falling at the slightest of touches, bro stand on your feet, you’re killing your team mates
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Isidor, you fucking play in the premier league.
Just stay on your feet and play. He’s just falling at the slightest of touches, bro stand on your feet, you’re killing your team mates
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How did McTominay step up so much?
He’s become so elegant, his aura has quadrupled, he now looks like a model who plays football part time, but actually knows how to play football
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I was fixing my lashes when two friends started talking.
One said she was craving noodles and asked where she could get some.
The other replied, “Iconic, but it’s about ₦2k.”
Their married friend laughed and said:
“That’s small money. Let me call my husband. I’ll tell him it’s ₦10k.”
Her friend even advised, “Just say ₦4k.”
She refused.
Put the call on speaker and asked for ₦10k to buy food.
Her husband said:
“Which day that one start to use 10k buy food?”
Then he ended the call. 😭
Sis has been explaining all day that maybe he’s just not in a good mood.
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Hello Deco,
Frenkie is getting older and so plagued with injuries at this point.
Let this Bouaddi boy sit at that holding role, he can pivot with Pedri.
Gavi or Olmo or Fermin or whoever can be the 3rd midfielder.
Deco, think about it. I have two baddies for you as usual.
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Nigerians have dragged Thierry so much that he had to explain.
The joke was clear as the day, don’t know why these social media typewriters will take things out of context
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Bouaddi turned Bruno Guimaraes and Casemiro to children.
Don Carlo had to sub Casemiro at half time before this boy kills him.
I laugh when Raphinha or Vini charges towards him, he doesn’t flinch, fucking press resistant 😂😂😂
The only thing that surprised me today was when he made one crazy sprint forward, I didn’t know he was also quick , I’m dead😂😂
WTF is this boy?
Every hype he’s got is worth it. No wonder Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG, and other big teams want to sign him (he better not near that Chelsea especially).
You need a football federation and coach that are serious. In March, this new Moroccan coach resumed, and the first thing he did was to travel to France to convince this boy to play for Morocco.
He attended the game between Lille and Villa. The guy has played for France at youth level, but convincing him to play for Morocco isn’t even a hard task, because they’re well organised.
The best person that can handle such talent, is this new coach, Mohamed Ouahbi.
Guys you remember that Morocco u20 team in Chile last year, the one we were hyping, this was the coach that won them the tournament. He has also coached the u23 team, Anderlecht youth teams, so he’s good at managing youth.
Bro benched Amrabat immediately he resumed, this is the new generation.
Fuck, what a talent this boy is. See composure, he’s even quick wtf😭😭😭
By the end of this World Cup, he would be £80m minimum, this is a world class talent.
At 17, he was already controlling the midfield against Real Madrid, also the youngest player to debut in Ligue Un in the 21st century. The youngest Lille player at a UEFA competition, 16 years old back then.
Highly technical player, physical, so complete.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ayyoub Bouaddi.
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Please drop link of winning tweets here.
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Today’s predictions.
I’ll select two winners. 20k each (£10).
Qatar v Switzerland
Brazil v Morocco
I’ll make a separate post about the other two games in the morning.
As usual, let’s just have fun, no use of burners, not worth it.
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Even in the 100th minute, bro still dribbled at the back to resist pressure.
wtf man. Lille is about to cashout some serious money after the World Cup.
WTF is this boy?
Every hype he’s got is worth it. No wonder Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG, and other big teams want to sign him (he better not near that Chelsea especially).
You need a football federation and coach that are serious. In March, this new Moroccan coach resumed, and the first thing he did was to travel to France to convince this boy to play for Morocco.
He attended the game between Lille and Villa. The guy has played for France at youth level, but convincing him to play for Morocco isn’t even a hard task, because they’re well organised.
The best person that can handle such talent, is this new coach, Mohamed Ouahbi.
Guys you remember that Morocco u20 team in Chile last year, the one we were hyping, this was the coach that won them the tournament. He has also coached the u23 team, Anderlecht youth teams, so he’s good at managing youth.
Bro benched Amrabat immediately he resumed, this is the new generation.
Fuck, what a talent this boy is. See composure, he’s even quick wtf😭😭😭
By the end of this World Cup, he would be £80m minimum, this is a world class talent.
At 17, he was already controlling the midfield against Real Madrid, also the youngest player to debut in Ligue Un in the 21st century. The youngest Lille player at a UEFA competition, 16 years old back then.
Highly technical player, physical, so complete.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ayyoub Bouaddi.
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WTF is this boy?
Every hype he’s got is worth it. No wonder Arsenal, Chelsea, PSG, and other big teams want to sign him (he better not near that Chelsea especially).
You need a football federation and coach that are serious. In March, this new Moroccan coach resumed, and the first thing he did was to travel to France to convince this boy to play for Morocco.
He attended the game between Lille and Villa. The guy has played for France at youth level, but convincing him to play for Morocco isn’t even a hard task, because they’re well organised.
The best person that can handle such talent, is this new coach, Mohamed Ouahbi.
Guys you remember that Morocco u20 team in Chile last year, the one we were hyping, this was the coach that won them the tournament. He has also coached the u23 team, Anderlecht youth teams, so he’s good at managing youth.
Bro benched Amrabat immediately he resumed, this is the new generation.
Fuck, what a talent this boy is. See composure, he’s even quick wtf😭😭😭
By the end of this World Cup, he would be £80m minimum, this is a world class talent.
At 17, he was already controlling the midfield against Real Madrid, also the youngest player to debut in Ligue Un in the 21st century. The youngest Lille player at a UEFA competition, 16 years old back then.
Highly technical player, physical, so complete.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Ayyoub Bouaddi.
Sorry I love Bouaddi.
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