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tobyhede @tobyhede
Joined February 2007
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tobyhede@tobyhede
25 Feb 2022
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War is bad. I am against it.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
7 Dec 2022
I think one of the biggest risks to humanity posed by the new AI/ML future is stagnation. The machines are only as smart as the training data. The moment actual humans stop producing novel inputs the entire system becomes self referential.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
7 Dec 2022
The "society with advanced technology but no knowledge of how it actually works" is a classic science fiction trope. We can get there with ML if we work hard enough.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
4 Dec 2022
What the hell is going on?
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tobyhede@tobyhede
2 Dec 2022
How is EventBridge Pipes different to EventBridge original recipe?
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tobyhede@tobyhede
30 Nov 2022
Weeks later I am still occasionally laughing at "There can be only Waddell", @reynoldsgareth
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tobyhede@tobyhede
23 Nov 2022
Moved to hachyderm.io/@tobyhede

tobyhede (@tobyhede@hachyderm.io)

1.5K Posts, 519 Following, 391 Followers · Principal Engineer @ CipherStash. Codes Rust. Many Cryptography & Databases. Likes History. Lifts heavy things, puts them down again. Plays the drums....

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tobyhede@tobyhede
22 Nov 2022
I just heard the term "thought partner" in a meeting in case you were wondering how Wednesday was going.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
21 Nov 2022
Disappointed to discover I can still log in.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
20 Nov 2022
As a very senior experienced coder, I code at 1 saliency per 7 lines of code, well above industry standards.
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🏴‍☠️Maddox🏴‍☠️
@realmaddox
19 Nov 2022
I was fired from Twitter this morning because during a code review, I had a procedure called "upDo.g" and when Elon asked me "what's upDo.g?" I said "nothing much, what's up with you." He walked away and then my badge stopped working & security escorted me out of the building.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
19 Nov 2022
The clone of twitter I built in a weekend doesn't need half a million servers, maybe that's the problem right there? iamverysmart
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Gul Dukat@realGulDukat
18 Nov 2022
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS #TwitterHQ #RIPTwitter
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tobyhede@tobyhede
18 Nov 2022
I've now upgraded the Twitter Plan to 9-dimensional chess level. You just can't possibly understand.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
18 Nov 2022
Absolutely not exporting an archive.
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Alex Heath
@alexeheath
18 Nov 2022
Story to be updated soon with more: Am hearing that several “critical” infra engineering teams at Twitter have completely resigned. “You cannot run Twitter without this team,” one current engineer tells me of one such group. Also, Twitter has shut off badge access to its offices.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
17 Nov 2022
I think Future Twitter could well be a commercial success. Endless grind and toxicity has never been a barrier for capitalism.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
17 Nov 2022
I think the more interesting question is how the hell did these companies get so far?
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tobyhede@tobyhede
16 Nov 2022
It is such a strange feeling to see all of these people I clicked with over the years be revealed as ADHD.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
16 Nov 2022
If I liked you, you might have ADHD. Sorry.
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tobyhede@tobyhede
16 Nov 2022
Same, tbh. But I don't mention it ever.
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