Travel-addicted, wine-loving marketer with a penchant for words. He / him. @weareecs co-president.
Joined March 2007
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3 Dec 2023
I don't make the rules, but if you pop into your friends' restaurant to wish them well on their last night open and they ask if you want to eat, you eat.
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So weird that there's no Cybertrucks in the Paris to Dakar @elonmusk, I thought they were durable 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
They're a bigger joke than you.
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28 Dec 2024
You literally had nothing to do with this and you very much LITERALLY bought into being a "founder" of Tesla.
We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever.
He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.
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28 Jan 2016
Literally just followed a hallway in Pike Place Market to stay out of the rain and think I got myself locked in. Amusing.
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15 Dec 2023
Ditching the Open Cup is the dumbest decision by MLS in years. Garbage take. All for their money grab.
15 Dec 2023
This is Wild ..
So many ways that MLS could have helped make the USOC better.
They not only turned their back on the Open Cup but handed out potential death blow for the tournament.
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13 Dec 2023
This is the most real thing about NJ anyone has ever written.
12 Dec 2023
When the line is too long at D’Jais but your friend knows a guy who can get you in
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6 Dec 2023
Police say "multiple victims" reported in shooting on University of Nevada, Las Vegas campus; public asked to avoid area x.com/LVMPD/status/173249132…
#BREAKING We are responding to preliminary reports of an #ActiveShooter on the campus of UNLV near BEAM Hall. There appears to be multiple victims at this time. Please avoid the area and we will have more information soon.
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6 Dec 2023
People, can we stop being dumb, please? -- Venice gondola capsizes after tourists refuse to sit down and stop taking selfies theguardian.com/world/2023/d…
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4 Dec 2023
It is very wet outside.
4 Dec 2023
⚠️WETTEST DAY OF THE YEAR LIKELY MONDAY⚠️
A Pineapple Express will take aim at the region tomorrow, dumping up to 2 inches of rain across the area on Monday alone.
Wettest day so far in Seattle this year is Nov. 4, with 1.14”. Should easily eclipse that.
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Tom Biro 🥑 retweeted
4 Dec 2023
Venezuela’s Maduro claims referendum to annex Essequibo area of Guyana is binding days after International Court of Justice ordered Venezuela to not take any action in disputed region x.com/UNoticias/status/17317…
4 Dec 2023
🔵 #AHORA | "Este referéndum es vinculante y acato la decisión del pueblo", enfatizó el jefe de Estado Nicolás Maduro ante la matriz de opinión de medios de comunicación internacionales que desconocen la Constitución venezolana.
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3 Dec 2023
Wow, @CMS_americas won't be using "Old World" and "New World" in its language any longer as of next year.
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3 Dec 2023
This would be huge
3 Dec 2023
WSJ News Exclusive: Alaska Airlines is nearing a deal to buy Hawaiian Airlines on.wsj.com/3R4zIwg on.wsj.com/3R4zIwg
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3 Dec 2023
OH:
Person 1: "go go gadget arms!"
Person 2: "go go squeez!"
Both people: ::stare at one another with confusion::
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2 Dec 2023
This is a really intense story about what air traffic control people are going through in the USA right now. nytimes.com/2023/12/02/busin…
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2 Dec 2023
this wasn't as funny as i thought it would be in 2008
1 Dec 2008
Contrary to popular belief, just because the country is in a recession DOES NOT mean all its citizens are at recess simultaneously.
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1 Dec 2023
As a longtime PR person, I can say it's few and far between that a journalist sends anything in advance of an interview. It's great when it happens, but anyone _expecting_ that needs to maybe go back to class.
1 Dec 2023
Don’t. Ask. Me. To. Send. Questions. In. Advance. Of. An. Interview.
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1 Dec 2023
WTAF
This is 2,000 CASES of wine, just gone. There are entire wineries whose production is half that. This is awful. #wawine
1 Dec 2023
NEW: Massive wine vandalism in Woodinville.
Someone broke into Sparkman Cellars and drained a 5000 gallon tank of Sauvignon Blanc.
It's devastating for a family-owned winery.
A suspect has not yet been publicly identified.
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1 Dec 2023
So if this is the Pearl Sauv Blanc, it's like $25-30/ bottle so you're looking at $600K in lost revenue, likely more. Awful.
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