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R.L. Rohd retweeted
I want yโall to know, even though Iโm joyful and hopeful, Iโm still angry. All this man wanted was for you to have a better life, and MSM/Fake Dems/podcast bros fucked him over. For that Iโll never forgive.
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#IfIDiePlease don't let my last words be, "What's the worst that can happen?"
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When I need to take out a rival, I send in a Canadian specialist who can get the job done. That #IsWhatGivesMeGoosebumps
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He was dressed in a rabbit suit and asked us to help locate his eggs, and then went on about how fundamentalist religious leaders were jealous of him. #IncludeLocateSuitJealous
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Even if you could locate my tailor, you'll still be jealous because, after all, I'm what makes this suit look good. #IncludeLocateSuitJealous
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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo I was immediately banned from the dog park.
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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo my nextdoor neighbor and his crazy pitbull learned the meaning of karma.
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#TheDayIAdoptedCujo was the day I learned never watch any Batman movies around Cujo.
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I'm Tommy.
I used to work on the docks.
Union's been on strike. Down on my luck.
My girl Gina works at a diner.
Not much money, but we gotta hold on to what we got.
We got each other and that's a lot for love.
So #TonightIsTheNightOfTheLiving on a prayer.
We'll give it a shot.
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